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« on: August 12, 2006, 01:23:40 PM »

Two belters
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2006, 01:48:23 PM »

 Cheesy

That's it. From now on I'll be refusing oral sex while I'm tossing pancakes.
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2006, 02:11:25 PM »

We had one in the Staffordshire Newsletter last year which said. 'Man dies trying to kill himself.'
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2006, 05:11:42 PM »

Two belters

you cant read them, they are too small
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2006, 05:13:45 PM »

Two belters

you cant read them, they are too small

I can read them.  Click the link that opens them and increase the size or get your specs on!
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2006, 05:32:25 PM »

How did the wife get two black eyes and a broken cheeck bone?   Did he hit her
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2006, 05:39:26 PM »

With the frying pan to free his appendage  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2006, 05:50:55 PM »

Dont fart whilst having a mole removed.... lol
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2006, 05:34:16 PM »

I am struggling to understand the 2nd one. Let me try, "Ok dear you can do it, but let me carry on with the cooking as i am a bit busy at the moment". Of course, makes perfect sense.
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2006, 05:43:35 PM »

I'm not buying the excuse given for the second one!!!!!

I cant imagine what they were really up to but it doesn't sound like much fun!!
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2006, 03:11:52 AM »

Ok. All u wanna be Colombo's out there. What really went down here?...(pardon the pun) Name the scenario that explains these injuries. Smiley
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