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« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2006, 11:37:42 AM »
Quote from: Dingdell on August 27, 2006, 11:19:45 AM
Quote from: Claw75 on August 26, 2006, 11:53:23 AM
a woman I work with had the surname Fuchs.  She got married last year, and someone in the office quipped that her fiance's name was Knightly, and she'd be going double-barrelled  Shocked

Is her name Nikki?

nope Smiley
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« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2006, 12:41:05 PM »
Quote from: madasahatstand on August 27, 2006, 10:22:39 AM
Quote from: Poppet7 on August 27, 2006, 12:12:36 AM
The teacher I was in love with at school was Chris James Bond, I actually stalked him for a while! LOL

lol what did you do? and did you get caught? Cheesy

Nothing really... he asked me once "Sophie I heard you fancy Mr Bartle is that true?".. my reply... "Yeah!...and you!" (Then I ran away). But there was one time I was locked ina classroom whilst Mr Bond was outside because someone had spread a rumour that I was writing a love letter to him Huh? and the school teachers were worried! Me and my friend Terri always used to make comments at him in class with reference to sex etc and he used to get so embarrassed!

Oh dear... I was such a goon!
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« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2006, 07:13:49 PM »
Kingsley Iball - Bio teacher at school - honest! Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2006, 09:28:13 PM »
Talking about names the other day with my Daughter , seems her boyfriend has a corker middle name NOBOFF !!!! omg , can you imagine lol .
But even funnier is that NOBOFF is his cousins Christian name.......... poor poor boy 
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« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2006, 09:36:00 PM »
 
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« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2006, 09:36:12 PM »
Quote from: charmaine on September 07, 2006, 09:28:13 PM
Talking about names the other day with my Daughter , seems her boyfriend has a corker middle name NOBOFF !!!! omg , can you imagine lol .
But even funnier is that NOBOFF is his cousins Christian name.......... poor poor boy 

lol - are you sure that's not a wind up!?!?!
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« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2006, 09:38:49 PM »
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Asian kid called Minjeta - dont kno if i spelt it right. That was funny
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« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2006, 10:07:14 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on September 07, 2006, 09:36:12 PM
Quote from: charmaine on September 07, 2006, 09:28:13 PM
Talking about names the other day with my Daughter , seems her boyfriend has a corker middle name NOBOFF !!!! omg , can you imagine lol .
But even funnier is that NOBOFF is his cousins Christian name.......... poor poor boy 

lol - are you sure that's not a wind up!?!?!
Its true , not sure  which Country it originates from , his mum is Jamaican and dad is from Zimbabwe .
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« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2006, 10:14:16 PM »
Quote from: charmaine on September 07, 2006, 10:07:14 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on September 07, 2006, 09:36:12 PM
Quote from: charmaine on September 07, 2006, 09:28:13 PM
Talking about names the other day with my Daughter , seems her boyfriend has a corker middle name NOBOFF !!!! omg , can you imagine lol .
But even funnier is that NOBOFF is his cousins Christian name.......... poor poor boy 

lol - are you sure that's not a wind up!?!?!
Its true , not sure  which Country it originates from , his mum is Jamaican and dad is from Zimbabwe .

lol - English speaking countries as well!!!!
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« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2006, 10:16:14 PM »
Quote from: mikkyT on September 07, 2006, 09:38:49 PM

Nicola Giffshead


C'mon, thats not real!!!!!
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« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2006, 11:21:26 AM »
Quote from: Claw75 on August 26, 2006, 12:51:20 AM
my ex husband went to school with a lad called Wayne Kerr Smiley  English was not his parents' first language apparently!

There was a girl at my school called Anne Summers Cheesy

I used to know a Wayne Kerr as well, but get this, his brothers name was Ewan.

He had to say his name very carefully to avoid getting into trouble.
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« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2006, 01:53:05 PM »
Mike Oxbent?
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« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2006, 02:13:12 PM »
 Two names that have stayed with me from my first full time job many years ago in an accounts dept...

 Donald Duckworth

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 Ivor Glasscock

 how cruel can parents get?
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« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2006, 04:16:11 PM »
Another one I've just remembered; my doctor's name (when I was very young) was Xavier, because I was little and didn't hear it properly I thought he was called "Dr. Save-You".

A very appropriate name for a doctor, I thought... Smiley
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« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2006, 04:57:44 PM »
There was a scholar at my school called A.R.Dworkin.
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