snoopy
oooooooooh! These waitresses will anything for a tip.
Wardonkey
I really shouldn't have eaten that kebab...
Wardonkey
I'll get up and leave, once I've squeezed this one out.
Colchester Kev
"I'm Gonna chuckup, I've just seen snoppys pink shoes"
Mr X
Mike hides all of his chips in his mouth in a new tournament strategy he is pioneering
LeKnave
Cluedo - It was Raymer, with the steel bar through the shoulder, in the cardroom.
boldie
"Smoke gets in your eyes"
James Batten
For once 'The Mouth' kept it shut
North Angel
do I spit or swallow?!?
SuitedJock
[uses bottle as microphone] Ronery So Ronery...
Tighty
I'll suck on this to stop me whining like a baby
Paul Garnham
PLEASE PLEASE spare me a $1 , I will spin it into $10 in no time and pay you back??
mikkyT
Bugger, what do they want! I've already done my time
Mark Forrester
Hey Mike, does that guy over there with the rubber glove remind you of a prison guard?
bluewolf
yet another F bomb leaves the gobshite sad and chipless
!!!!!!!!!
Curtis "Sheriff Fatman" Ledger
Mike was keen to outdo Hellmuth's famous 'chip on his shoulder' so he went for a fish instead, still attached to the rod!
charmaine
You expect me to buy a round ? have you not seen my short stack ?!?!
vinni
whos that cross eyed ***** looking at ,i think his name is kev ,is he looking at me or you
judge
lend me 40k...please!!!!
Dave S
Mike thought he was holding the NUTS until Greg Raymer appeared from under the table!
lazaroonie
Scottish Dave called me a WHAT
!!!
brad strider
"i do not fecking look like martin oneill "
BigT
How does that "Own Medicine" taste Mike ?
rob j
i will have to get these rubber pants off there killing me
joe
Y'all don't realise how good i am
4KingNutz
"Am i botherd tho"
SupaMonkey
***CRIMEWATCH SPECIAL*** Thing and his friends are caught on camera stealing Mike Matusow's chips.
mad
but im not ready to leave yet
stone
Ooops I only ment to fart !
dingdell
If I don't win I'm going to scweam and scweam and scwean until I'm sick
Madyank
Whiskey! You're the Deeeevil! You're Laydin me astray"
Swordpoker,
phaarrrrp
Dingdell
I'm growing this beard to look like The Mad Yank
ItsMrAlex2u
Oh no, I think I just followed through
bolt pp
"you chav"!!!!
john
if i cry will i make it on tv
Gryff
Mike wonders why snoopy looks so attractive in drag.
Neeko
"Seat 1's a Limey donkey, Seat 2's a Scandie donkey the rest are foreign donkey's - they got all my chips - it was a 2 outer on the river - I'm running soooo bad - Wwwwweeeeee"
Horneris
I need this to wash down that awful pie Colechester Kev gave to me.
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