| And it was at this moment that Ted Rogers suddenly realised he was out of a job |
   5 (4.6%) |
| I'm sorry Jane, but Kathy is my dreeeeeeeeeeeeeamboat! |
1 (0.9%) |
| She just asked me why I am wearing fancy dress! The Cheek of it!!! |
1 (0.9%) |
| Wow that's another use for my hand that gets this expression |
1 (0.9%) |
| Look at my limp wrist. |
2 (1.9%) |
| Flushy and his magic "dissapearing chips" act baffles dingell |
3 (2.8%) |
| Ginger says this is one of my best abilities |
2 (1.9%) |
| and for my next trick I'll have to take my trousers off |
1 (0.9%) |
| Now... that usually means he's bluffing... |
3 (2.8%) |
| Who farted? |
3 (2.8%) |
| I know what you mean now with bottom pair being the nuts!!!! |
3 (2.8%) |
| Dingdell and Tinkerbell. Wave at the camera if you're a fairy. |
13 (12%) |
| Dingdell was hesitant to confess to a slight case of windy pops |
0 (0%) |
| As quick as a flash I can go from Julian Clary to Kenneth williams ....Matttrrrrronnnnnn |
7 (6.5%) |
| Flushy's remote controlled ass vibrator kicked in unexpectedly |
12 (11.1%) |
| Even speedy gonzales hands couldnt move quick enough for the bung going up his **** |
0 (0%) |
| she's got my glasses under that funky hat |
0 (0%) |
| Flushy: "LOOK! My hand is invisible" Dingdell: "Jesus did I draw the short straw or WHAT?" |
6 (5.6%) |
| Ahh Flushy you are a woman then? |
0 (0%) |
| With my poker face, no one will be able to figure out I've got the nuts |
2 (1.9%) |
| Flushy gets the "feeling" from a woman's touch................. for a change |
0 (0%) |
| Smell my finger |
1 (0.9%) |
| with his super-speed wafting action, Flushy is convinced dingdell won't have smelt his 'silent but deadly' |
1 (0.9%) |
| Looks like you only have a small pair, Flushy |
1 (0.9%) |
| ... as to what Dusty Bin was up to under the table, only Flushy will ever know |
5 (4.6%) |
| Dingdell was thoroughly amused by Flushy's Jeremy Beadle impression |
3 (2.8%) |
| "The other night on Hampstead Heath it did this!" |
4 (3.7%) |
| he who smelt it dealt it |
0 (0%) |
| When Ginger isn't around it's often very useful to have a hand that moves this quickly... |
8 (7.4%) |
| "Thats the way to do it," said Mr Punch |
3 (2.8%) |
| Flushy suddenly realises that Dingdell wasnt joking when she said she had put sandpaper on his butt plug |
5 (4.6%) |
| Flushy didn't realise colonic irrigation could be this much fun. |
7 (6.5%) |
| Watch the hypnotising finger... you WILL fold the nuts! |
5 (4.6%) |
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