Do you think this guy is for real?

[tantrum]

If someone berates you at the table, and you feel upset, read this short confession that was posted on 2+2.  The guy has serious personality problems, it might be huge inferiority complex, inability to get it up or whatever.  Funny, I can't bring myself to believe this is for real but still, the stupid thing is, he claims to make pple to leave the table, so he can play with ... probably himself.



"Right now, my online game is suffering because I am currently laboring under a chat ban.

I don't believe in berating bad players and I don't believe in criticizing someone's play, but I have a tendency to go off on people who are verbally confrontational at the table. When I do erupt, I keep it to strictly non-poker things. And I'm not talking about juvenile homophobia or dick jokes or racism. I'm talking stuff that would cause fights in a brick and mortar card room (and I'm pretty fearless and would talk trash back at someone if I saw the same attitude that I see online).

I like to coffeehouse and ask people questions about their lives. If you tell me your mom recently went through chemotherapy and you proceed to piss me off, I have a whole routine of cancer-related comedy that I will unleash. If you live in a country that recently had some tragic national disaster, I will make fun of the dead.

My problem is two-fold.

1) I enjoy this way too much. If I play with an [censored] who won't shut up, my goal is to reduce the guy to tears and possibly make him quit. I have been successful a couple of times so far. Sometimes, I regret the things I say. At other times, I really enjoy and spend idle moments thinking up cruel things to say.


While I've been in physical fights, I've never enjoyed inflicting physical pain, but there's something enjoyable about practicing mental cruelty on people who I think deserve it. Sometimes, I wonder if there is anything wrong with me. Is there?

2) It's fairly obvious that the lack of a chat outlet to take out some of my aggression verbally on people has caused me to become overaggressive at inoportune times. What's a good place to find some people who deserve a good smackdown? Trolling the 2+2 forums and mocking idiots with inflated egos is too much work. "


So the question is really is this guy is for real?

[tikay]

People like him roam the streets in London "smacking" (is that the term?) folks - they beat the shit out of them & then capture the whole thing on Moby Phones for the craic.

The world has some real sick folks.

[madasahatstand]

sounds like a complete ass. ive had a couple of idiots like that on my tables and the only thing you can do is turn off your chat (which i do regulary) and/or contact the poker manager.
guys like this always find an excuse to carry on their behaviour. they wouldnt get a way with it at live games because someone would take them outside and shut them up permanently. Bolt would be a good man for the  job

[sofa----king]

people like this should be tattooed across there forhead saying C _ N_
and its not cant

[kinboshi]

He sounds very much like a 'keyboard warrior'. I very much doubt he'd do this in a live situation. 

I had one bloke on tribeca about a year ago who started spouting racist abuse at one of the players on the table who'd outdrawn him.  The poor lad didn't know what to do.  Fortunately, everyone else at the table spoke up, the offender was reported and I believe he was banned pretty much immediately.

[boldie]

people like this should be tattooed across there forhead saying C _ N_
and its not cant

don't make me roam the streets looking for you so I can smack you sofa!...what's the word!

[kinboshi]

people like this should be tattooed across there forhead saying C _ N_
and its not cant

don't make me roam the streets looking for you so I can smack you sofa!...what's the word!

[tikay]

people like this should be tattooed across there forhead saying C _ N_
and its not cant

don't make me roam the streets looking for you so I can smack you sofa!...what's the word!

u.....//////don't wan2b smacking,,,,,,,,,,///////sofa, he's 46-0 and he'd,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, thwack u gud anpropr,,,,,,,,,,,,evn wen hes pi553d.

We love him though. A bit.

[barhell]

Is this a quiz? 
Is it cent?

The guy must be a complete numpty if he's for real, as for the reasons why you would want to do it god knows. Personally if he started on a table i was on i would just close chat as it's the easiest option i don't play well when i get in trash talk arguments.

[Royal Flush]

I actually see what he is saying, if i am only one 1 or 2 tables and some numpty starts slagging the table fish for a bad play i normally jump to the fish's protection and rip the piss out of the mug doing it.

[kinboshi]

I actually see what he is saying, if i am only one 1 or 2 tables and some numpty starts slagging the table fish for a bad play i normally jump to the fish's protection and rip the piss out of the mug doing it.

But probably not quite in the same manner as he does?

[tikay]

I actually see what he is saying, if i am only one 1 or 2 tables and some numpty starts slagging the table fish for a bad play i normally jump to the fish's protection and rip the piss out of the mug doing it.

You've never come to my defence.....

[Eck]

He's too busy defending himself TK.

[Royal Flush]

I actually see what he is saying, if i am only one 1 or 2 tables and some numpty starts slagging the table fish for a bad play i normally jump to the fish's protection and rip the piss out of the mug doing it.

You've never come to my defence.....

No-one berates your play though.......the are to busy trying to get your autograph.

[tikay]

He's too busy defending himself TK.

!!

Or maybe I'm no Fish.......