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« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2007, 01:13:52 PM »

Bloody women, Just had her again in the hot tub then suggest we go to bed, i even let her get in first then all of sudden im booted downstairs to sleep on the couch. 
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« Reply #91 on: January 17, 2007, 02:39:10 PM »

Well it keeps crashing on me but the two I could finish once I ended up with the..that was fun bye now 7 out of 10 for being a nice guy (don't take her ot the theme park) and the other she was too tired from making out....blah
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« Reply #92 on: January 17, 2007, 02:43:39 PM »

Think yourselves lucky, ive got her into bed, and now she is making all kinds of unreasonable demands, she wont do it with match if the day on........she wont let my mates listen in on the phone, jeez if I'd known she was gonna be like this I would have gone for her mate, she looked well easy to me.
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« Reply #93 on: January 17, 2007, 02:46:57 PM »

Hope you find Miss Right soon bobby, when you do, big blonde conference yeah?  thumbs up
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« Reply #94 on: January 17, 2007, 02:48:28 PM »

Hope you find Miss Right soon bobby, when you do, big blonde conference yeah?  thumbs up

Of course mate, tho I fear at my age you had better get there early....just lke I usually do.
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« Reply #95 on: January 18, 2007, 12:57:24 AM »

Thomas got to doing her in the back of the car, then drover her home and only got 9 out of 10 hahahahaha!

Poor guy!
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« Reply #96 on: January 18, 2007, 01:19:14 AM »

strangeley affictive game lol. Bit like groundhog day the computer game for adults. Ok thought I had managed every scenario including workouts in tub, car, bed and also watching her do live sex show at the strip club then womble tells me hes had her and her mate back in the hot tub (although he blew it and didnt get anywhere)
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« Reply #97 on: June 17, 2008, 09:13:48 AM »

i thought it was time for another date
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« Reply #98 on: June 17, 2008, 10:41:08 AM »

You're a bit of a masochist?  I'd rather join the convent than try to get past that chick.  She's painful.
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« Reply #99 on: June 17, 2008, 12:51:08 PM »

I moved straight in to cop a feel and got a knock back, she's definantly not a Woolwich bird.
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« Reply #100 on: June 17, 2008, 05:27:57 PM »

Shagged and bagged  on the 3rd try, It was like throwing a sausage up a lane, Shy??   my arse!
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« Reply #101 on: June 17, 2008, 07:19:52 PM »

Shagged and bagged  on the 3rd try, It was like throwing a sausage up a lane, Shy??   my arse!
Ditto, 2 on first attempt, 8 on second, 10 on third.

End cycle was chat, food, music + chat etc, park where i kicked her arse at basket ball, back to get to down on the couch and then the bedroom for seconds.

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« Reply #102 on: June 17, 2008, 07:31:18 PM »

STUPID B*TCH 
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« Reply #103 on: June 17, 2008, 08:51:58 PM »

I let the wife have a bash at this bint,  She only got to slip her the meat in the hot tub first time, then hen asking to stay the night was relegated to the couch .... frigid coo
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« Reply #104 on: June 19, 2008, 08:24:11 PM »

ffs, got this broad undressed in no time, shirt off pants off, then i was massaging her back and fondling her breats with the ocasional kiss, then the application fails. pretty realistic really
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