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Geo the Sarge
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« on: January 23, 2007, 09:45:33 PM »

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's more embarrassing:

1. Having your mistress finding out you're married
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis or:
3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring?



The swelling is gradually easing.......

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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2007, 09:59:58 PM »

Number 3!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2007, 10:14:56 PM »

If it slipped, on, why didn't it...slip off?  Was he enjoying it?

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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2007, 10:20:16 PM »

Mushroom on top may have been a problem - lol
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