arent kids gullable lol in the snow

[sofa----king]

i havent bothered going to work today,(SNOW)but my wife  is a school teacher so she had to go in to tell everyone theres no school sending kids home,we must have had about 50 phone calls from 6.30 this morning,so ive ended up picking up 9 kids to come and stay at my house,while there mums+dads go to work,what a larf,i made them all tea and toast,and gave them mars,twix,kit kats,booze,they are all aged 8+9.they love it here there all out the garden messing around in the snow,I WENT OUT THE GARDEN AND SAID COME ON YOU LOT ALL IN NOW ITS GETTING A BIT HEAVY,WELL THEY ALL STARTED MOANING,SO I SAID IN A STERN VOICE RIGHT THEN PUT ALL THE SNOW BACK AS IT WAS,AND WALKED IN,IVE JUST GONE BACK 10 MIN LATER AND THEY ARE ALL TRYING TO PUT IT BACK LOL FILLING IN HOLES AND PUTTING THE SNOW BACK ON THE GARDEN FURNITURE LMAO........
im goint to get them to hoover the house and polish everything now,,,,in my opinion kids are good as slaves lol.................................................

[KingPoker]

aaaaaaaawwwwwwww wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaattttttt! My missus had to got to work so im stuck on my own. No one to play in the snow with. Wish i had some kids to play with 

[TEX FITZ]

LOL, they are the same in the house.

After several attempts at gettin them to tidy the bedroom, (after 90 seconds they seem to think it's done), i said yesterday " OK kids bedroom tidy, then play on comp/ps2/xbox/gb/nintendo/psp/DS WHATEVER, but don't worry too much coz i'm going to the tip tomorrow so just leave on the floor what you dont want and i'll take it away "

HEY PRESTO - walked in this morning and i can actually see the carpet

sending GF a photo of carpet to let her know she can hoover the bedroom floor when she gets in from work

now, wheres that kettle ?

[littlemissC]

my kids are at school,it didnt start snowing till 7am.they have never got dressed for school so fast,lol.

[Sheriff Fatman]

I can't get my car off the drive now (although I could at 7am).

It's on a slight downslope and, even after digging away the snow, I can't get enough traction to get over the hump without the car sliding ever closer to the next door neighbours one.  12 inches backwards is accompanied by a 2 foot slide to the left!

[Rod Paradise]

Cat litter under the tyres will give a better grip.

A cat under the tyres won't though.

[KingPoker]

Cat litter under the tyres will give a better grip.

A cat under the tyres won't though.

You'd be suprised how much traction you get off a cat, try it!

[Trace]

Cat litter under the tyres will give a better grip.

A cat under the tyres won't though.

You'd be suprised how much traction you get off a cat, try it!

LMFAO

[Sheriff Fatman]

Cat litter under the tyres will give a better grip.

A cat under the tyres won't though.

Pity I don't own a cat so I need the car to buy cat litter!  Oh the vicious circles that life deals us!!!!

[KingPoker]

The second choice would be salt. I assume table salt has the same properties a sea salt that they use on the roads.

[Dingdell]

My car is completely covered - snow so deep I can't see the wheels - I live at the end of a road and I think it's all drifted towards me!! There is over a foot of it all around - on way home last night I bought a new scraper and some de-icer - I don't think that's going to be good enough!

Feel a bit guilty as my PA walked into work so she's spent the last hour taking camcellation calls and is now going home - I've got a day off!!!!!!  

So - it's good news for all decent players - the easy money is scouring the sites wondering where and what to play during the day..................any suggestions?

[Rod Paradise]

Cat litter under the tyres will give a better grip.

A cat under the tyres won't though.

Pity I don't own a cat so I need the car to buy cat litter!  Oh the vicious circles that life deals us!!!!

Ah, well..... carpet offcuts, salt (the coarser the better). Or else stay home and play poker (probably the original intention _

[KingPoker]

we should all have a special snowed in 5$ stt on blonde

[ariston]

not spam I promise but one of the sites has put on a special snowed in and stuck at home mtt this afternoon with a couple of grand added to a $5 MTT. Great marketing ploy? We don't have any snow yet so I am not sure if I am allowed to play

[KingPoker]

does that site have a name??