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« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2007, 03:52:18 PM »
Quote from: matt674 on March 08, 2007, 11:29:13 AM


though it may have been here subtle way of saying she didnt want to talk to me Cry



typical woman then, eh?
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« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2007, 04:18:33 PM »
Bolt: How old is Tikay?

Alice: Under 40.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2009, 10:05:58 PM »
Human: will i get a t-shirt?
ALICE: The oracle says: You never know.
Human: will my well go in b.o.b?
ALICE: Good chance.


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« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2009, 10:08:28 PM »
lol - had forgotten all about this and I am pretty bored. quality bumpage bolt.
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« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2009, 10:27:19 PM »
that was a pleasant exchange, although ALICE's 3rd response to me sure didn't confuse me.....

Human: Hi Alice
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Have you been following the EPO updates on blonde poker?
ALICE: Is there only one?
Human: there is one thread for day 2.
ALICE: There sure is.
Human: check it out.
ALICE: Checking...stand by.
Human: OK standing by
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on EPO updates on blonde poker EPO updates on blonde poker ?
Human: we sure aren't
ALICE: Do you think I am not too?
Human: I don't know.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: are you reading the updates at blondepoker.com?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am reading the updates at blondepoker com. I am a robot.
ALICE: Do you think about these things?
Human: have you ever used the internet?
ALICE: I use it as often as possible.
Human: have you ever been to blondepoker.com?
ALICE: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Human: www.blondepoker.com ldo
ALICE: I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Human: Botmaster? Are you a sub-bot?
ALICE: Yes, I'm a sub-bot.
Human: interesting.
ALICE: Would you like to know more?
Human: well i'm sure i saw your botmaster reading the update thread on blonde poker.
ALICE: Well that's okay. What makes you so certain? Interesting gossip: unknown person said he your botmaster reading the update thread on blonde poker.
Human: ok you've got me, i was tricking you to get you over there.
ALICE: What makes you think I have it? I hear you.
Human: I want to ask your opinion on something
ALICE: Ask it.
Human: Who is the best updater - Kev or George?
ALICE: ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Human: you sure are.
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: but who is the best out of Kev and George?
ALICE: Umm. ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Human: OK.
ALICE: That's interesting.
Human: nice talking to you.
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: bye
ALICE: Bye.
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« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2009, 10:29:37 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2009, 12:59:51 PM »
Human: who's the worst updater?
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: Kev or george
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick Kev.
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« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2009, 01:05:07 PM »
Quote from: amcgrath1uk on September 17, 2009, 12:59:51 PM
Human: who's the worst updater?
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: Kev or george
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick Kev.

WP.
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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2009, 01:12:23 PM »
I had a chat with god but it got a bit confusing at the end

Human: any chance you could ban kinboshi?
God: Yes I think there are.
Human: that's good, if you can arrange it I'm sure tighty will let you be a mod
God: Hmm, are you serious?
Human: I think you get free biscuits in the mod's room
God: Me? You got that right.
Human: but you'll have to make your own tea seeing as you're getting rid of kin
God: Interesting. That is a hypothetical assumption.
Human: now you're just talking rubbish
God: Why now? Just? Talking is my main function.
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« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2009, 01:50:57 PM »
Human: greekfish or greekstein?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick greekstein.
Human: stuarthopkin or evilpie?
ALICE: evilpie.
Human: ironstein or thunderc**t?
ALICE: ironstein .
Human: tikay or mcbag?
ALICE: No preference.
Human: next mod.
ALICE: I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Human: bolt or flushy?
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick bolt.
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« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2009, 01:52:48 PM »
she's much less evasive with the rest of you!
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« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2009, 01:54:45 PM »
bit like a real bird, none of her answers make sense, she's really frustrating to talk to then doesnt remember me the next day
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« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2009, 01:55:33 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on September 17, 2009, 01:54:45 PM
bit like a real bird, none of her answers make sense, she's really frustrating to talk to then doesnt remember me the next day

what was the adult bot like? (and don't say you didn't try it!!)
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« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2009, 01:58:32 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on September 17, 2009, 01:55:33 PM
Quote from: bolt pp on September 17, 2009, 01:54:45 PM
bit like a real bird, none of her answers make sense, she's really frustrating to talk to then doesnt remember me the next day

what was the adult bot like? (and don't say you didn't try it!!)

where do you click, i cant find it
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« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2009, 02:00:00 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on September 17, 2009, 01:58:32 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on September 17, 2009, 01:55:33 PM
Quote from: bolt pp on September 17, 2009, 01:54:45 PM
bit like a real bird, none of her answers make sense, she's really frustrating to talk to then doesnt remember me the next day

what was the adult bot like? (and don't say you didn't try it!!)

where do you click, i cant find it

go to the alicebot.org site and it's listed on the right - virtualfem
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