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« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2005, 04:47:31 PM » |
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I replied when you did yours, I got one of those red messages that I ignore.
I don't know your one.
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« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2005, 04:48:44 PM » |
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a woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre so...
So he gave her one. lol phils needs answering next and carry on from there |
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« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2005, 04:51:01 PM » |
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i think the idea of this thread isnt catching on......
i put my policeman's hat on and made sure someone who shall remain nameless read THE FIRST POST IN THE THREAD before posting!!!! they all know it was me! >:? give me a break guys! i know and i was starting to read them when it suddenly disappeared - start another thread with them as i still have 10 more minutes left in work!! (apologies for ruining this thread slightly again  ) |
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« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2005, 04:52:22 PM » |
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new thread?
by me?
on jokes?
er, no. I don't want to be banned!
I will pm u the post!
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« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2005, 04:55:10 PM » |
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new thread?
by me?
on jokes?
er, no. I don't want to be banned!
I will pm u the post!
lol, from what i read of the first few they were clean  |
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« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2005, 04:56:48 PM » |
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not the success my spelling thread was
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« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2005, 04:59:04 PM » |
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the spelling thread that has now "morphed" into the multi language, grammar and spelling thread?
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domgoran
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Very addictive this poker mallarkey innit
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« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2005, 06:48:20 PM » |
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2 cows in a field, and one day one cow says to the other....." oi oi, have you heard about this thing called mad cow disease?" And the other cow replied " i dunno m8, i'm a sheep "
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« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2005, 06:52:46 PM » |
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Farm yard impression
Gerroff that tractor!!
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2005, 07:35:32 PM » |
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Is any1 up for giving this thread another shot and see if it catches on?
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« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2005, 07:54:34 PM » |
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Is any1 up for giving this thread another shot and see if it catches on?
ok i give up whats the punchline |
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I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul.
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« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2005, 10:04:02 PM » |
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And then the doctor said "No, I said she had acute angina"
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Nem
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« Reply #42 on: October 17, 2005, 07:51:50 PM » |
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A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon
Wheels.
as she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,"How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
"Because you're minging"
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« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2005, 07:56:29 PM » |
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Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale. . . . .
Once upon a time a Man asks a Woman "Will you marry me?"
Woman says "No"
Man live's happily ever after.
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Shit post Nakor, such a clown.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? |
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« Reply #44 on: October 17, 2005, 09:58:44 PM » |
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I think i've caught that BIRD FLU.................. I'm feeling really peckish...  |
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Blonde Hall of fame inductee,October 2007.
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