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JungleCat03
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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June 22, 2007, 11:48:28 AM »
Dee Three In the Beeg Brootha hoose. A new hoosemeet has been sent into the hoose. The uther hoosements are gathered in the living room to greet them...
Nemesis: Oooh hope they've sent us in a nice hot chick like Isabelle Mercier!
IFM: As long as it's not that Vicky Coren. I mean she's knocking on a bit these days. Talk about over rated!
SOFA KING: Knocking on? She's 26 isn't she?
IFM: EXACTLY!
[Doors open and in walks Indestructable Ed]
Ed: Hi GUYS I'm Ed!
[slowly turns to face the nearest camera. Flicks hair]
You may remember me from such gameshows as Casino Casino and The Weakest Link.
[winks]
Flushy/Nemesis/IFM/SofaKing: *sigh* HI Ed
Bolt: wotcha mate
[housemates all turn and face BOLT]
Flushy/IFM: Huh?
Nemesis: Sorry Bolt? No "Salutations" ? No "congratulations for the supplementation of our social syndicate?" What's wrong with you man?
Bolt: DONT KNOW geez, feel a bit ill like. Got banged on the bonce by the big lad, Sofa King, when we was playin scrabble...
Sofa King: Well we were playing in the kitchen and he was takin the piss! I had some blank tiles so managed to finally get a word p,,,i,,n and he said "commiserations, i cannot assent to the veracity of such a declaration. You have exceeded the boundaries of taste and correct grammar and as such I must dismiss your invalid invocation"
Load of b*****cks obviously. I used IFM's ASBO ANALYZER and it said "Pull the other one you muppet, it's got bells on son" so I lost it and twatted him on the head with a nearby mustard jar!
Flushy: LOL condiments!
Ed: Ahhh, yes this is quite common behaviour. On the previous game shows I've been on, often contestants get a little narky with each other. I remember when I was on 15-1, I was telling another contestant about the time I was on Countdown when I told Carol Vorderman a funny story about when I was on Eggheads, when another contestant had a pop at me for "showing off" Haha AS IF!
IFM: Ed, you're not even looking at us.
Ed:
[completely facing camera]
Yep some people are just too wrapped up in their own affairs to notice how many gameshows I've been on.
[sounds of booing and shouting are heard from outside]
[IFM, Nemesis, Flushy and BOLT rush into the garden, leaving Ed talking to the camera]
[Loud jeering and angry shouting is heard from beyond the garden wall]
RANDOM VOICE : BOO, Get IFM OUT. Coren's HOT, IFM's NOT!
RANDOM VOICE
[shouting]
: IFM sucks more than a toddler and it's not even close.
IFM: What the heck have I done?
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT:
HOOSEMEETS, THIS EES BEEG BROOTHA. A LARGE MOB FROM HENDON HAS GATHERED OOOTSIDE THE HOOSE. PLEASE GET INTA THE HOOSE WHILE WE SORT IT OUT.
Flushy: LOL Mobaments!
Nemesis: Oops IFM, you should never have had a pop at Vicky!
Bolt: Those nob-jockeys want a rumble, they'd better be tooled up to the eyes, cos I'm in the mood to crack some skulls geezer.
[picks up nearby stick and repeatedly bashes into palm of his hand]
"BRING IT ON YOU SLAAAAAGSSSS"
[Large rock is thrown over the wall and lands on bolt's head]
BOLT
[EYES SPINNING]
NEMESIS: You ok pal?
BOLT: Hmm, I would conjecture that the acute contusion received by the propulsion of the lapidarian projectile has precipitated a regression to my previous verbose state.
IFM: *sigh* Presses button on ASBO ANALYZER.
MACHINE: Bang on the 'ead 'as sorted me right out guv!
RANDOM VOICE: NEIGH NEIGH A WIBBLE A WIBBLE NEIGH.
BOLT: It would appear we are under imminent threat of assault by a psychotic, equine assailant. Prudence would suggest retreat to our humble domicile as our most desirable recourse.
IFM:
[Presses button on ASBO ANALYZER]
MACHINE: F***ING LEG IT, HERE COMES CRAZY HORSE!
[Large four-legged mammal, frothing liberally from its mouth is propelled over the wall into the garden and runs at the housemates]
IFM/ NEMESIS/ BOLT/ FLUSHY: RUNNNNNNNNNNNN
[Housemates run into the house, slamming the glass door behind them. They look out into the garden and see the horse's foaming mouth pressed up against the glass]
IFM: Maybe he fancies a round of golf?
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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June 22, 2007, 11:53:56 AM »
Flushy: LOL condiments!
Genuine LOL moment .....
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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June 22, 2007, 12:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2007, 11:53:56 AM
Flushy: LOL condiments!
Genuine LOL moment .....
Wot he says.
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June 22, 2007, 12:01:09 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2007, 11:53:56 AM
Flushy: LOL condiments!
Genuine LOL moment .....
Made me laugh out loud in my office. I'm now getting some funny looks.
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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June 22, 2007, 12:02:10 PM »
I keep fearing that this will get less funny as it progresses.
I keep being wrong.
Surely the arrival of a savage horse into the garden means Sark is nearby!
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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June 22, 2007, 12:10:37 PM »
Quality Rod.......Quality
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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Reply #66 on:
June 22, 2007, 12:15:41 PM »
The best BY FAR.
I thought this was so funny....
SOFA KING: Knocking on? She's 26 isn't she?
IFM: EXACTLY!
Until I read tjhe rest - the whole thing is superb-ament.
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June 22, 2007, 12:20:27 PM »
Absolutly top stuff.......xxxxxxx
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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June 22, 2007, 12:22:03 PM »
Really really good. Mightily impressed with your work JC.
We should do a real Blonde BB online and let ppl vote for small amounts. Obviously to give to charity, or to fund the BlueSQ boys gambling addictions.
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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June 22, 2007, 12:40:40 PM »
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June 22, 2007, 12:46:10 PM »
Top class
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June 22, 2007, 01:29:45 PM »
keeps getting better
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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June 22, 2007, 02:58:46 PM »
I'm hooked, can't wait for tomorrow's installment
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Re: Latest from the BB (Barred Blondes) house
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June 22, 2007, 04:23:27 PM »
LOL Compliments.
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June 22, 2007, 09:46:36 PM »
lol..class...top top class!
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