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« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2007, 09:44:15 AM »

Very nice... I'm gonna pop off on Christmas Eve 2029.

At least I wont have to bother buying presants.... 
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« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2007, 01:39:50 PM »

Bugger, guess I will not be playing at the WSOPE after all..........Sunday, 19th August 2007

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« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2007, 01:47:41 PM »

Well, at least Harmony fairs a lot better.......

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Harmony does reckon that "Tikay" may have, er, "Misread" his info to get another 14 years.
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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2007, 01:58:14 PM »

And I'll miss the openning of "Dusk Till Dawn" ! ! ! !

Damnation ! !
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« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2007, 01:59:16 PM »

That clock is a crock of crap. As a fat smoker I get 23 more years, as a thin non-smoker I get 23 more years.....
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« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2007, 02:06:35 PM »

That clock is a crock of crap. As a fat smoker I get 23 more years, as a thin non-smoker I get 23 more years.....

PHEW ! !

Guess I wont cancel my pension.......
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« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2007, 04:33:48 PM »

     Your Personal Day of Death is...
   
  Saturday, July 8, 2073
   Seconds left to live... 2,082,976,113


65 more years to live...ill take it xD
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« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2007, 04:46:24 PM »

set to live till 81 what is it like to be that old tikay?
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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2007, 04:49:02 PM »

set to live till 81 what is it like to be that old tikay?

I can't remember.....
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« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2007, 05:10:47 PM »

May 31st 2053.......that'll make me 93    Don't mind as long as I can still play poker & watch Liverpool F C
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« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2007, 05:24:18 PM »

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=19421.0

I'm only linking to the old thread because I nearly just posted the exact same joke in this one.

Also, the old thread links to an even older thread on the same subject.
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