What was it like doing the Grand National stuff on the telly box last night Teeks? Did it make you feel like a real telly person?
Jeez, what a great question!
Nah, nothing makes me feel like "a telly person", though you'd be amazed at the power of TV. When I did SPT London a week or two ago, a score or more folks wanted their photo taken with me. I know, I know......
We are what we are, but get on TV a bit, & you attract a whole band of lovers & haters. Actually, not many, lovers.
I LOVED being asked to do it. I also did the Grand National Preview, & next Tuesday, I'm doing The Masters Golf Preview. They have plenty of Analysts & Presenters they could have asked, so all things considered - especially my age - it was a real boost to my self-confidence for me to be asked. Fancy, old dogs learning new tricks!
I messed up a bit - how the hell do you pronounce the names of some of those horses -
Utopie des Bordes for example? Trust me to even try, but I did. Ugh.
The dynamic was interesting though. Would savvy punters really take a blind bit of notice? No, obviously not. And it did not matter, they were not the target market. Good punters, savvy winning sorts, are no good to a bookie. Newbies please, acquisition acquisition acquisition.
We were aiming for poker players who do not currently bet, or have no current interest in Horse Racing. So it was no good just having three Racing Experts talkling in HorseRacing speak, newbies eyes would glaze over.
So I had to explain that the Grand National is a Handicap, not a Championship Race. And what is a handicap? How do they adjust the weights for each horse/rider, (lead weights), how much a pound of weight = in lengths, how an Apprentice can save up to 7lbs (& thus gain extra advantage), set against the downside of an Apprentice = not so good as a seasoned Pro in most cases. Incredible as it may seem, 60% of casual punters don't know the difference (or care) between a handicap race & a W-F-A or whatever, or why a filly-mare receives weight, or why younger horses (2 y-o's )don't usually (there are rare exceptions) race against older ones.
Red Rum was NOT the best horse when it won the GN first time, it was getting 23lbs from Crisp, so it was
the best horse at the weights, but it WAS the best horse when it won it for the last time, da de da. I chose to use Red Rum as the example, because it is "everyone language", we all know & have heard of Red Rum. Common denom. I had no script, it was all ad-lib, but I'd obviously done some research. Not enough sadly, I had a bad day yesterday in so many ways, & my time ran away with me.
Then we got into the vagaries of racehorse breeding speak, Studs
cover mares, it is called
a visit, & why good flat horses are
entires, & jumpers are
geldings.
Honestly, it was like someone had granted me a wish,
would you like to talk about a something you really enjoy for 2 hours? Kid in a sweetshop stuff.
I even sneaked an airport question in - what has the Grand National & Gatwick got in common? Ha!
Did the usual stuff, too, you know, the difference between cement & concrete, that sort of thing. Everyone needs to know that. Nobody else does that on a poker show, so its unique. No, it is.
Social-media was interesting this morning, nobody said it was "ok", they all think it was great, or bloody awful. And the latter don't hold back, it gets very personal & rude. But swings & roundabouts, bit of sugar, bit of spice. Very weird to be pulled apart in public by complete strangers who have never met me, or tried to do the job, or understand the Gaming Industry. Very nice when complete strangers say nice things. Apparently, we can't have one without the other, unless we are a demi-God like Stapes.
The punchline, the self rub-down, the deprecatory line ought to be that the channel viewing figures are plunging. But they are soaring, which is hard to understand.
I've been doing TV for nearly 10 years now, & I still get that buzz before a live TV Show. But it may be soon time to step aside, you can't expect poker players to be interested in the views of an OAP, nobody much enjoys watching old people on telly, & I am determined to walk before I am pushed, so it may be imminent.
I bumped into your successor, Matthew Pitt the other week, he was covering the Party Poker thing at Aspers Stratford, saw Jesse & Kara, Lush the Gush too.
Good people, good times, good stuff.
Your turn now. How are you enjoying being with Poker Stategy? Is it stretching you? Hope so, jobs MUST stretch us to our limit if we are on the Up Escalator. How is Editiion 2 of the Book doing?