Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[Redsgirl]

Buying into the Main Event

When I saw this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I immediately thought of this.



Lets hope its some kind of omen 

[theprawnidentity]

Should go a bit more Jay-Zed IMO:

So I ball so hard muhfuckas wanna find me
first n****s gotta find me
What’s 50 grand to a muhfucka like me
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard, this shit crazy
Y’all don’t know that don’t shit phase me
The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy

[tikay]

Behave with the street lyrics.

Soon we'll be dropping bombs on your moms.

[tikay]

Mr Bluffer, facing a bet of 2,000 into 2,500, moves all in for 27,000.

The table is warming up.

[Karabiner]

Best of luck Tony, looking forward to much squeezage in the morning.

How is Arizona farmer doing, has Hellmuth joined your table yet?

Do you have Mr Bluffer's arsehole swinging from your belt and his chips in your stack?

This is all very exciting unlike my trip to donate at DTD this afternoon although I did have the good fortune to be sat next to Mr Kral and we had a lovely natter for a few hours.

[Tal]

More apposite lyrics, I think:



Hush now child and don't you cry
Your folks might understand you by and by
So in the mean time, move on up towards your destination
Though you may find from time to time complications

Bite your lip and take a trip
Though there may be wet road ahead
And you cannot slip so what you wanna do
Just move on up for peace you will find
Into the steeple of beautiful people where there's only one kind

So hush now child and don't you cry
Your folks might understand you by and by
So what are we wanna do is move on up for a greater day
But just you gonna make it, you put your mind to it, you can surely do it

Take nothing less than the supreme best
Do not obey for most people say 'cause you can past the test
So what we have to do is move on up and keep on wishing
Remember your dream is your only scheme so keep on pushing

So hush now child and don't you cry
Your folks might understand you by and by
Move on up for a greater day but just you gonna make it
You put your mind to it, you can surely do it
Move on up, we can to move on up
Move on up, move on child I wanna move on up

[EvilPie]

Enough of that shit!!

I am so all-American, I'll sell you suicide
I am totalitarian, I've got abortions in my eyes
I hate the hater, I'd rape the raper
I am the animal who will not be himself
fuck it!!!!

Hey victim, should I black your eyes again?
Hey victim,
You were the one who put the stick in my hand
I am the ism, my hate's a prism
let's just kill everyone and let your god sort them out
fuck it!!!!

Marilyn Manson

[Tal]

EvilPie, come on! Marilyn Manson did the cover. The original was by the Osmonds.

[tikay]

Tell Russell to quit with the poetry. No poetry here please.

Level 2 ended, 29,700.

Got it up to 34,000 at one stage, but just relieved am back on an even keel after a bad first level. Completely settled now.

The Button persists in harvesting my Big. Bit early to get jiggy, but I played back at him twice. 1-1.

Table now full, and we go 150-300 next.

Just bumped into Alan Stearn, he has 38,000, after joining 3 hours late. He said his table don't like him.

[tikay]

33,000, no fuss or drama to report, except for one astonishing hero call I made on a Q high board.

[tikay]

Some TV big shot is on the table behind me, Kevin Polluk.

He had not even heard of me.

Tosser.

TV peeps get right on my tits.

[tikay]

Am trying to gain some forward momentum, but every time I win a pot, I lose the next.

No point trying to force the action yet I suppose. 33,500, dinner break imminent.

Camel and Mr Channing dropped by and marked my card as to seat (x), then Andy Black came and said hi, surprised to see me actually playing this for once. (Am sure he said "playing" in inverted commas).

Scotty has been terrific, back and forth with the lattes.

Need another wee now.

[JaffaCake]

Channing really is one of the good guys, hope he's got u settled. Don't worry about your big blind, it's only small at the moment, remember position, position, position Channing told u, just  let your blinds go at least until the antes. Make sure you have lots of fun, loving the updates

[cheapwetsuit]

I will always remember Kevin Pollak for his turn in the Arnie move End of Days (endlessly repeated on ITV). One of his more memorable quotes:

Jericho Cane (Arnie): [somewhat surprised] You're bleeding!
Bobby Chicago (Pollak): Of course I'm bleeding! You fucking shot me!

[cheapwetsuit]

Oh, and this one:

Chicago: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.