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« Reply #75 on: October 19, 2005, 11:00:12 PM »

LMAO!

Some of these are golden.

Just listened to some Oasis:

Morning Glory in my pants!
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« Reply #76 on: October 19, 2005, 11:01:43 PM »

METAL THRASHING MAD IN MY PANTS!!!
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« Reply #77 on: October 19, 2005, 11:17:42 PM »

What a wonderful World....In My Pants!
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« Reply #78 on: October 19, 2005, 11:19:43 PM »

living next door to alice in my pants
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« Reply #79 on: October 19, 2005, 11:20:36 PM »

Everyone get ready to go "Awwwwwwwwww   poor Jagster"


I cant get no satisfaction.......in my pants!!!
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« Reply #80 on: October 19, 2005, 11:20:52 PM »

dirty in my pants

short and sweet.
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« Reply #81 on: October 19, 2005, 11:22:07 PM »

short and sweet in snoopy's in pants?
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« Reply #82 on: October 20, 2005, 01:07:46 AM »

we'll meet again in my pants
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« Reply #83 on: October 20, 2005, 01:08:26 AM »

Common people in my pants
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« Reply #84 on: October 20, 2005, 09:21:33 AM »

and that old classic.....

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts.....in my pants!!!!!!!



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« Reply #85 on: October 20, 2005, 10:40:30 AM »

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Pokka Dot Bikini in my pants

Bring your daughter to the slaughter in my pants

I got 21 seconds to go in my pants

Bittersweet Symphony in my pants





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« Reply #86 on: October 20, 2005, 10:51:54 AM »

this thread reminded me of that old star wars joke -

Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

tK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.

 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

 Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

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« Reply #87 on: October 20, 2005, 01:03:25 PM »

losing my religion...in my pants

word!
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« Reply #88 on: October 20, 2005, 02:57:38 PM »

Last one . . promise

Devils Haircut . . . in my pants.
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« Reply #89 on: October 20, 2005, 06:45:18 PM »

Whole lot of shakin going on... in my pants
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