excuse me

[Claw75]

 

that's all.  Thanks - feel a bit better now

[AndrewT]

Better out than in.

Now light a match.

[Claw75]

for anyone else having a bad day:

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker"

He says "That's alright dear, your past is your past but I must admit I find it quite erotic, tell me about it"

She replies "My name was Nigel and I played for Wigan"

[kinboshi]

Don't remember Wigan ever having a hooker called Nigel...

[boldie]

Don't remember Wigan ever having a hooker called Nigel...

but you remember a hooker in Wigan called Nigel, don't you?.

[kinboshi]

Don't remember Wigan ever having a hooker called Nigel...

but you remember a hooker in Wigan called Nigel, don't you?.

You recommended him!

[boldie]

Don't remember Wigan ever having a hooker called Nigel...

but you remember a hooker in Wigan called Nigel, don't you?.

You recommended him!

He i top class, our Nigel.

[steeveg]

 its a old one but still makes me laugh,
A busty blonde sat down at a table in a Las Vegas casino. "I hope you don't mind," she said, "but I play better when I'm naked." She then proceeded to undress. On the very first hand, after some heavy betting, she was head's-up in a monster pot. After the dealer turned over the river card, she flipped her hand over, jumped out of her seat and started screaming, "I won! I won! I won!" The dealer, flustered, pushed her the pot. "What'd she have?" the loser asked the dealer...
"I don't know," the dealer said. "I thought YOU were watching." -