Canoe believe it?

[thetank]

In 2002, his missus gave her pinsent to an uninhabited grave.

[Dingdell]

Cor, a clear case of fraud, I think.

Has this whooshed me?  Someone explain please!

Hey, there'll be no whooshing before the wedding night.

Well there might have to be unless you hurry up. And believe me I'll be saying that again on the wedding night! 

[Indestructable]

They have found a photo of the couple taken last year and as a result she has owned up that she knew he was alive.