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TightEnd
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Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 01:34:36 PM »
OK so you have
allegedly
done a bunk and faked your own death in 2002, eventually the Mrs got the death certificate from the coroner and claimed the life insurance and the pension lump sum
Mrs sells up and goes to live in Central America. You are inadvertently photographed there with her in 2005
So why in 2007 do you turn up at a London police station, tanned and well?
and when you do, could you not come up with any better than
"I remember nothing since the year 2000"?
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Re: Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 01:39:46 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on December 05, 2007, 01:34:36 PM
OK so you have
allegedly
done a bunk and faked your own death in 2002, eventually the Mrs got the death certificate from the coroner and claimed the life insurance and the pension lump sum
Mrs sells up and goes to live in Central America. You are inadvertently photographed there with her in 2005
So why in 2007 do you turn up at a London police station, tanned and well?
and when you do, could you not come up with any better than
"I remember nothing since the year 2000"?
because you are..after all..an idiot
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Re: Can ue believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 02:03:24 PM »
The police had a tip off 3 months ago that something was amiss - so the alleged fraudster hears about it and trys to cut them off at the pass by turning up innocently. If that's not an admission of guilt I don't know what is.
You can't write this stuff.
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Re: Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 02:04:54 PM »
Wouldn't he be better off staying in South America?
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Re: Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 02:05:50 PM »
What is this thread about, can someone fill me in.
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Quote from: The_nun on December 05, 2007, 02:05:50 PM
What is this thread about, can someone fill me in.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7128196.stm
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Re: Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 02:24:47 PM »
Cheers...looks like he is up the creek without a paddle...
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Re: Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 02:28:55 PM »
Quote from: The_nun on December 05, 2007, 02:05:50 PM
What is this thread about, can someone fill me in.
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Re: Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 02:29:00 PM »
Looks like the Mrs might have to say "slalom" to Panama too
Oh good, another pun thread
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Re: Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 02:31:05 PM »
I have to tip my hat to him..almost very well done.
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Re: Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 02:31:40 PM »
I mean how thick do you have to be to let yourself be photographed after moodying your own death, thats always gonna have comebacks, doughnut.
Also more importantly 4/10 for the title
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I've just been filled in by Bongo..
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December 05, 2007, 02:33:21 PM »
did they glue him to a kaYAK ?
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December 05, 2007, 02:35:18 PM »
His return is more surprising than Diamond Dave getting back with Van Halen.
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Re: Canoe believe it?
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December 05, 2007, 02:36:10 PM »
Lets hope it doesn't lead to a raft of copycat stories
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