Thanks all, some amusing replies.
In response to Boldie, I'm with you really. Of course I know I'll win in the long run. My thread was more of a muse at the perverse absurdity of how beginners play and how they ALWAYS suck out on you when you're trying to teach them how to play..but it can't last for ever (if I can be bothered to find out).
It was fun for a while, but now I'm bored with it and would rather spend my time playing some real poker.
It's just funny that so many others have had the same experience as me.
lol..I knew you were with me there as you said it in your OP...just some of the advice did my head in...(and having not yet read the newspapers to get upset about this morning) i just had to vent.
We've all been in this situation..."The newbies can't play and I can't beat them" and the arguement is the same one Negreanu used for wanting the main event at the WSOP increased to a 100k buyin as "the quality of play isn't good enough"..almost everybody disagrees with him saying that.
Really..you have to have a different mindset when playing those games mate...it's a bit of fun and you're teaching some peope a bit of poker. Treat it as such and you'll have a good time..play seriously in the othergames you play