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« Reply #225 on: August 15, 2013, 01:16:29 PM »

Granddaughter Leonie: "Here mam, hold this while I clean me teef."




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« Reply #226 on: August 15, 2013, 01:32:31 PM »

Wow... When did dental care become free....?
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« Reply #227 on: September 07, 2013, 09:22:48 AM »

Me: Vous avez merde?

Mrs Red: Oui.

Me: What, as well?
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« Reply #228 on: September 07, 2013, 02:26:53 PM »

My daughter Nicole wanted all summer to do a Lemonade stand!

Today we did just that. She was as happy as Miss Happy in a happy shop buying bundles of happiness.


*edit - made profit of £3.90.

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« Reply #229 on: September 08, 2013, 12:05:23 AM »

Me: Vous avez merde?

Mrs Red: Oui.

Me: What, as well?

Frogerti gib.
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« Reply #230 on: September 08, 2013, 06:21:43 AM »

Me: Vous avez merde?

Mrs Red: Oui.

Me: What, as well?



Frogerti gib.
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« Reply #231 on: September 09, 2013, 04:46:05 PM »

Mrs Red as I turn on the radio in the bedroom at 00:50.

"Oh no! Not dogger bite again....."
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« Reply #232 on: September 09, 2013, 04:56:07 PM »

Mrs Red as I turn on the radio in the bedroom at 00:50.

"Oh no! Not dogger bite again....."

Good.
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« Reply #233 on: April 18, 2014, 03:13:24 PM »

Text from Bridie.

Are you doing anything interesting?

Yes. It starts with e and ends with ting.

Existing?
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« Reply #234 on: June 21, 2014, 06:57:59 PM »

Mrs Red - You know that new Indian Restaurant called 'The Monsoon'?

Me - Yes.

Mrs Red - Well it's gone now.

Me- That didn't reign long. 
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« Reply #235 on: July 11, 2014, 05:19:27 PM »

Me: you're a terrible procrastinator.

Bridie: I know, but I'm going to stop procrastinating later.
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« Reply #236 on: November 06, 2014, 09:04:53 AM »

Me: Why is this shopping list on such a small piece of paper?

Mrs R: I don't like to waste paper.

Me: But you've torn a post-it note in two, what did you do with the other half?

Mrs R: That is the other half.

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« Reply #237 on: November 06, 2014, 09:45:42 AM »

A girl I knew at Uni, famously 'blonde', despite being brunette, was once ordered to get her ass to the kitchen and make a pot of tea.

She returned with a kettle and five mugs and went to begin pouring.  "WTF is going on".  "I've made a kettle of tea".  "Que"? 

She had put teabags, milk, sugar, and water into the kettle and boiled.
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« Reply #238 on: November 06, 2014, 01:47:35 PM »

A girl I knew at Uni, famously 'blonde', despite being brunette, was once ordered to get her ass to the kitchen and make a pot of tea.

She returned with a kettle and five mugs and went to begin pouring.  "WTF is going on".  "I've made a kettle of tea".  "Que"? 

She had put teabags, milk, sugar, and water into the kettle and boiled.


OMG! I can't decide if that's funny or sad.
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« Reply #239 on: November 06, 2014, 01:51:14 PM »

She and several others I met in University life who had led very sheltered existences.  She was a great girl though so will forgive her dumbness at times.

I recall one conversation we were having were she simply responded 'What's an android'?
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