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TEXAS_JAY
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This is a bloody JOKE!! (in BLACK) lol
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Dolly Parton & Queen Elizebeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven. dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier water out of her bag, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. the Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was all that about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a toilet and she gets in!! Would you explain that to me?" "Sorry,Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush beats a pair....no matter how big they are."
Sorry all those on Ladbrokes that I've told this to before. TJ.
(Just changed the colour...soz!.)
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I honestly reckon its best to confuse your opposition, but to be honest, I really don't think that. Goodluck! ;-] TJ
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Re: This is a bloody JOKE!!
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October 28, 2005, 03:44:13 PM »
dont write in blue please as i am using cerebus and i cant read it.................thank you
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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Re: This is a bloody JOKE!!
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October 28, 2005, 03:49:06 PM »
LOL I know that problem...I can't read anything off Ginger using Helios_multi
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Re: This is a bloody JOKE!!
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October 28, 2005, 04:02:11 PM »
Quote from: dik9 on October 28, 2005, 03:49:06 PM
LOL I know that problem...I can't read anything off Ginger using Helios_multi
LOL, I know the problem, I'm using it myself!!! but the purple stays
Good joke BTW
oh, and Wecome to Blonde
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October 28, 2005, 04:03:33 PM »
Pardon, cerberus user here....can't read a thing
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Re: This is a bloody JOKE!!
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Quote from: Ginger on October 28, 2005, 04:02:11 PM
Quote from: dik9 on October 28, 2005, 03:49:06 PM
LOL I know that problem...I can't read anything off Ginger using Helios_multi
LOL, I know the problem, I'm using it myself!!! but the purple stays
Good joke BTW
oh, and Wecome to Blonde
After reading this 2 cms from screen I pmsl!!!
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October 28, 2005, 04:10:16 PM »
brilliant!!!
I am using the normal board because i am boring, i don't like change and i can see all the posts....
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Quote from: Royal Flush on October 28, 2005, 04:10:16 PM
brilliant!!!
I am using the normal board because i am boring, i don't like change and i can see all the posts....
Me also, I changed to another skin and my comp crashed
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Quote from: Royal Flush on October 28, 2005, 04:10:16 PM
brilliant!!!
I am using the normal board because i am boring, i don't like change and i can see all the posts....
and me plus im crap with computers and i dont know how to change it
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October 28, 2005, 04:20:06 PM »
have a Look at Mrs C's stickied post. If we can manage it, you will!!
it's simple
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October 28, 2005, 04:25:33 PM »
lol nice joke
looks good in Cerberus
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Quote from: Ginger on October 28, 2005, 04:02:11 PM
Quote from: dik9 on October 28, 2005, 03:49:06 PM
LOL I know that problem...I can't read anything off Ginger using Helios_multi
LOL, I know the problem, I'm using it myself!!! but the purple stays
Good joke BTW
oh, and Wecome to Blonde
Thanks for the Welcome. :-)) gl TJx
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I honestly reckon its best to confuse your opposition, but to be honest, I really don't think that. Goodluck! ;-] TJ
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Re: This is a bloody JOKE!! (in BLACK) lol
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October 28, 2005, 06:14:31 PM »
If you can't see a post, just highlight it, as if you were going to copy and paste
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TY RED-DOG
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