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« Reply #90 on: January 19, 2008, 10:58:20 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
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That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelivc floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

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« Reply #91 on: January 19, 2008, 10:59:53 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
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One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao
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« Reply #92 on: January 19, 2008, 11:14:46 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
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One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.
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« Reply #93 on: January 19, 2008, 11:17:03 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
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One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.

No I have not and given the crap that comes out of the parts it's not supposed to, I dont think I'd want to:) lol
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« Reply #94 on: January 19, 2008, 11:21:31 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
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One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.

No I have not and given the crap that comes out of the parts it's not supposed to, I dont think I'd want to:) lol

"When working out the muscles of the pelvic floor, the idea is to increase strength in the muscles that seem to hold you ‘upright and in tight.’ You can get the feeling of proper form by acting as if you are trying to control flatulence. The same type of muscle control that you allows you to contract and prevent an unwanted bout of wind is what you want to practice during a pelvic floor muscle-strengthening program."
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« Reply #95 on: January 19, 2008, 11:28:31 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
[/quote

One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.

No I have not and given the crap that comes out of the parts it's not supposed to, I dont think I'd want to:) lol

"When working out the muscles of the pelvic floor, the idea is to increase strength in the muscles that seem to hold you ‘upright and in tight.’ You can get the feeling of proper form by acting as if you are trying to control flatulence. The same type of muscle control that you allows you to contract and prevent an unwanted bout of wind is what you want to practice during a pelvic floor muscle-strengthening program."

That may be how they explain the  excercise technique but pelvic floor exercises are for the bladder more than the bowel:)  I found a book on the subject called 'clench it or drench it' on googling.   lol, this is a better descriptor of how you do pelvic floor exercises than holding in flatulence.  Waterever works though Smiley
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« Reply #96 on: January 19, 2008, 11:31:50 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
[/quote

One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.

No I have not and given the crap that comes out of the parts it's not supposed to, I dont think I'd want to:) lol

"When working out the muscles of the pelvic floor, the idea is to increase strength in the muscles that seem to hold you ‘upright and in tight.’ You can get the feeling of proper form by acting as if you are trying to control flatulence. The same type of muscle control that you allows you to contract and prevent an unwanted bout of wind is what you want to practice during a pelvic floor muscle-strengthening program."

That may be how they explain the  excercise technique but pelvic floor exercises are for the bladder more than the bowel:)  I found a book on the subject called 'clench it or drench it' on googling.   lol, this is a better descriptor of how you do pelvic floor exercises than holding in flatulence.  Waterever works though Smiley



Never seen you laugh so much Mad. It seems we have found the level  Wink
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« Reply #97 on: January 19, 2008, 11:34:29 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
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One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.

No I have not and given the crap that comes out of the parts it's not supposed to, I dont think I'd want to:) lol

"When working out the muscles of the pelvic floor, the idea is to increase strength in the muscles that seem to hold you ‘upright and in tight.’ You can get the feeling of proper form by acting as if you are trying to control flatulence. The same type of muscle control that you allows you to contract and prevent an unwanted bout of wind is what you want to practice during a pelvic floor muscle-strengthening program."

That may be how they explain the  excercise technique but pelvic floor exercises are for the bladder more than the bowel:)  I found a book on the subject called 'clench it or drench it' on googling.   lol, this is a better descriptor of how you do pelvic floor exercises than holding in flatulence.  Waterever works though Smiley



Never seen you laugh so much Mad. It seems we have found the level  Wink

I laugh all the time:) Maybe you just never noticed before since I'm such a small fish in a very big pond:) And a bit of slapstick is my thing, its the weekend and I'm just about to go awandering with the dog to get some air:) Whats not to smile about:)
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« Reply #98 on: January 19, 2008, 11:38:36 AM »

Bloody Hell, think it is just easier to wet my pants  Smiley 
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« Reply #99 on: January 19, 2008, 11:41:50 AM »

Bloody Hell, think it is just easier to wet my pants  Smiley 

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« Reply #100 on: January 19, 2008, 11:44:15 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
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One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.

No I have not and given the crap that comes out of the parts it's not supposed to, I dont think I'd want to:) lol

"When working out the muscles of the pelvic floor, the idea is to increase strength in the muscles that seem to hold you ‘upright and in tight.’ You can get the feeling of proper form by acting as if you are trying to control flatulence. The same type of muscle control that you allows you to contract and prevent an unwanted bout of wind is what you want to practice during a pelvic floor muscle-strengthening program."

That may be how they explain the  excercise technique but pelvic floor exercises are for the bladder more than the bowel:)  I found a book on the subject called 'clench it or drench it' on googling.   lol, this is a better descriptor of how you do pelvic floor exercises than holding in flatulence.  Waterever works though Smiley



Never seen you laugh so much Mad. It seems we have found the level  Wink

I laugh all the time:) Maybe you just never noticed before since I'm such a small fish in a very big pond:) And a bit of slapstick is my thing, its the weekend and I'm just about to go awandering with the dog to get some air:) Whats not to smile about:)


Just pulling your leg Mad 
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« Reply #101 on: January 19, 2008, 11:51:57 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
[/quote

One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.

No I have not and given the crap that comes out of the parts it's not supposed to, I dont think I'd want to:) lol

"When working out the muscles of the pelvic floor, the idea is to increase strength in the muscles that seem to hold you ‘upright and in tight.’ You can get the feeling of proper form by acting as if you are trying to control flatulence. The same type of muscle control that you allows you to contract and prevent an unwanted bout of wind is what you want to practice during a pelvic floor muscle-strengthening program."

That may be how they explain the  excercise technique but pelvic floor exercises are for the bladder more than the bowel:)  I found a book on the subject called 'clench it or drench it' on googling.   lol, this is a better descriptor of how you do pelvic floor exercises than holding in flatulence.  Waterever works though Smiley



Never seen you laugh so much Mad. It seems we have found the level  Wink

I laugh all the time:) Maybe you just never noticed before since I'm such a small fish in a very big pond:) And a bit of slapstick is my thing, its the weekend and I'm just about to go awandering with the dog to get some air:) Whats not to smile about:)


Just pulling your leg Mad 

Me too Red:) It's irresistible at times:)
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« Reply #102 on: January 19, 2008, 11:54:56 AM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
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One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.

No I have not and given the crap that comes out of the parts it's not supposed to, I dont think I'd want to:) lol

"When working out the muscles of the pelvic floor, the idea is to increase strength in the muscles that seem to hold you ‘upright and in tight.’ You can get the feeling of proper form by acting as if you are trying to control flatulence. The same type of muscle control that you allows you to contract and prevent an unwanted bout of wind is what you want to practice during a pelvic floor muscle-strengthening program."

That may be how they explain the  excercise technique but pelvic floor exercises are for the bladder more than the bowel:)  I found a book on the subject called 'clench it or drench it' on googling.   lol, this is a better descriptor of how you do pelvic floor exercises than holding in flatulence.  Waterever works though Smiley



Never seen you laugh so much Mad. It seems we have found the level  Wink

I laugh all the time:) Maybe you just never noticed before since I'm such a small fish in a very big pond:) And a bit of slapstick is my thing, its the weekend and I'm just about to go awandering with the dog to get some air:) Whats not to smile about:)


Just pulling your leg Mad 

Me too Red:) It's irresistible at times:)


So we both agree, your leg is irrisistible at times.
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« Reply #103 on: January 19, 2008, 11:56:23 AM »

Walking the dog, now that is exercise.

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« Reply #104 on: January 19, 2008, 12:03:21 PM »

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
Wink
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One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants


That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises Smiley

I might try a few, if I knew what they were.  Wink

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.

lol, You've been doing it wrong Red. Its the art of giving strength to your bladder through exercising it, nothing to do with crap:) lmao


You haven't seen my plumbing.

No I have not and given the crap that comes out of the parts it's not supposed to, I dont think I'd want to:) lol

"When working out the muscles of the pelvic floor, the idea is to increase strength in the muscles that seem to hold you ‘upright and in tight.’ You can get the feeling of proper form by acting as if you are trying to control flatulence. The same type of muscle control that you allows you to contract and prevent an unwanted bout of wind is what you want to practice during a pelvic floor muscle-strengthening program."

That may be how they explain the  excercise technique but pelvic floor exercises are for the bladder more than the bowel:)  I found a book on the subject called 'clench it or drench it' on googling.   lol, this is a better descriptor of how you do pelvic floor exercises than holding in flatulence.  Waterever works though Smiley



Never seen you laugh so much Mad. It seems we have found the level  Wink

I laugh all the time:) Maybe you just never noticed before since I'm such a small fish in a very big pond:) And a bit of slapstick is my thing, its the weekend and I'm just about to go awandering with the dog to get some air:) Whats not to smile about:)


Just pulling your leg Mad 

Me too Red:) It's irresistible at times:)


So we both agree, your leg is irrisistible at times.

well minus the cellulite its not bad:) lol
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