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« Reply #32295 on: January 03, 2020, 10:48:42 AM »

According to the news today, some random bloke says the pool deaths were preventable.

No shit Sherlock!

If you are going to include something in the news, at least make it something that your average 5 year old doesn't already know. I mean, what is the alternative statement?



POOL DEATHS TOTALLY UNPREVENTABLE.

Scientists conclude that even if they had drained all the water out of the pool, concreted it over and turned it into a tennis court, the family would still have still drowned in it.

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« Reply #32296 on: January 03, 2020, 10:54:51 AM »

According to the news today, some random bloke says the pool deaths were preventable.

No shit Sherlock!

If you are going to include something in the news, at least make it something that your average 5 year old doesn't already know. I mean, what is the alternative statement?



POOL DEATHS TOTALLY UNPREVENTABLE.

Scientists conclude that even if they had drained all the water out of the pool, concreted it over and turned it into a tennis court, the family would still have still drowned in it.



I have no idea how news outlets select their stories, but this was on the "front page" of BBC News yesterday;


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50972619
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« Reply #32297 on: January 03, 2020, 11:14:52 AM »

According to the news today, some random bloke says the pool deaths were preventable.

No shit Sherlock!

If you are going to include something in the news, at least make it something that your average 5 year old doesn't already know. I mean, what is the alternative statement?



POOL DEATHS TOTALLY UNPREVENTABLE.

Scientists conclude that even if they had drained all the water out of the pool, concreted it over and turned it into a tennis court, the family would still have still drowned in it.



I have no idea how news outlets select their stories, but this was on the "front page" of BBC News yesterday;


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50972619


Not to trivialise Ms Lake's problems, but she, and in fact all of us, should give this series of podcasts a listen.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06086yj
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« Reply #32298 on: January 03, 2020, 11:28:31 PM »

A little late but Happy New Year Tom and fellow Blondes.
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« Reply #32299 on: January 04, 2020, 08:46:10 AM »

A little late but Happy New Year Tom and fellow Blondes.


Happy New year Shaz.

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« Reply #32300 on: January 05, 2020, 12:11:56 PM »


I'm 14st 12lb.

Just for fun, I'm going to do a 'fad' diet to kick-start my weight loss. (What's the worst that can happen?)

The chemical diet, reproduced below.

No proper cups of tea will be a bit of a bugger.

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« Reply #32301 on: January 05, 2020, 12:14:21 PM »

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« Reply #32302 on: January 05, 2020, 12:23:25 PM »

Abstain from all not included in the list.
Eat only what is shown or do without.
No substitutes allowed.
No milk, butter, oils or fats allowed.
Salad includes, lettuce, cucumber,celery and tomatoes.
Drinks allowed: Black tea, coffee, grapefruit juice, tonic, soda, tap water.
Any amount of fruit, even bananas.
No alcohol.
This diet is chemical not quantity so you can eat a whole chicken and plenty of steak.

Guaranteed to lose a stone in a week.

Yeah, right...
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« Reply #32303 on: January 05, 2020, 05:43:52 PM »

At least you can look forward to day 7 😁
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« Reply #32304 on: January 05, 2020, 07:01:04 PM »

Is it healthy to lose that much weight so quickly?

And if you do lose it will it not be equally easy to put the weight back on when you resume normal service - ie eating every two hours?
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« Reply #32305 on: January 05, 2020, 09:44:26 PM »

Is it healthy to lose that much weight so quickly?

And if you do lose it will it not be equally easy to put the weight back on when you resume normal service - ie eating every two hours?

You're probably right on all counts Ralph, but I might as well get this kind of behaviour out of my system while I'm young and foolish.
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« Reply #32306 on: January 05, 2020, 10:24:48 PM »

That said, if I'd known how horrible it was going to be, I would never have started.
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« Reply #32307 on: January 05, 2020, 10:49:14 PM »

I like almost all foods, but I'm not fond of cucumber or celery and I hate grapefruit.
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« Reply #32308 on: January 06, 2020, 12:09:06 AM »

I like almost all foods, but I'm not fond of cucumber or celery and I hate grapefruit.

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs Lincoln?
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« Reply #32309 on: January 06, 2020, 09:24:51 AM »

I'm not a Ricky Gervais fan but he did make an excellent job of hosting the Golden Globes.

My favourite quip:

"We were going to do an In Memoriam section, but when I saw the list of people who had died this year, it wasn't diverse enough. It was mostly white people. And I thought, 'No, not on my watch.'"
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