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« Reply #13245 on: November 04, 2011, 09:40:25 AM »

Today is a paperwork day. I hate paperwork with a passion. I would much rather be outdoors in the rain shovelling shit.

LOL story of my life.

I've got 3 months of expenses amongst other things stacked up that I cba doing. You would think getting £2500 of my own money back would be a big enough of an incentive to do it wouldn't you?  Cheesy

Honest to God Andrew, it does my bloody noddy in. I grab the flimsiest excuse to avoid it like a drowning man clutches a straw.

"I ll have to leave it today, I have to put some WD40 on my track rod ends...."
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« Reply #13246 on: November 04, 2011, 10:59:16 AM »

Surely you could (mainly looking at you here Woodsey) get a PA/Assistant to do it?
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« Reply #13247 on: November 04, 2011, 11:03:11 AM »

Surely you could (mainly looking at you here Woodsey) get a PA/Assistant to do it?

Nah, just wouldn't work tbh, it relies partly on the knowledge in my head to do it, and would be too much faff explaining to someone else.
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« Reply #13248 on: November 04, 2011, 11:34:09 AM »

Round about now it's the 50th anniversary of my favourite book.






Great to see the thread oiled and working again Tom.
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« Reply #13249 on: November 04, 2011, 11:50:26 AM »

Round about now it's the 50th anniversary of my favourite book.






Great to see the thread oiled and working again Tom.


I might read it one day Kev. It almost qualifies as non-fiction.

"The plot and characters are loosely based on the author's observations of her family and neighbors, as well as on an event that occurred near her hometown in 1936, when she was 10 years old"
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« Reply #13250 on: November 04, 2011, 12:32:27 PM »

Read it now!

I have a very amusing/cringeworthy tale related to the book too...
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« Reply #13251 on: November 04, 2011, 12:37:51 PM »

Round about now it's the 50th anniversary of my favourite book.






Great to see the thread oiled and working again Tom.


I might read it one day Kev. It almost qualifies as non-fiction.

"The plot and characters are loosely based on the author's observations of her family and neighbors, as well as on an event that occurred near her hometown in 1936, when she was 10 years old"

I know you're not a big fan of non-fiction Mr Red but this is a classic and definitely well worth reading.
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« Reply #13252 on: November 04, 2011, 03:30:31 PM »

You will love it Tom. listen to the multitude.  Grin
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« Reply #13253 on: November 04, 2011, 04:03:37 PM »

Look at this for a well trained dog Red

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2WvKTBg5ME
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« Reply #13254 on: November 04, 2011, 04:55:59 PM »

Look at this for a well trained dog Red

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2WvKTBg5ME


Basically, all he's doing is a sit and stay.

This is a well trained dog.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcYSR-Xl_E&feature=related
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« Reply #13255 on: November 05, 2011, 07:58:01 AM »

Look at this for a well trained dog Red

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2WvKTBg5ME


Basically, all he's doing is a sit and stay.

This is a well trained dog.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcYSR-Xl_E&feature=related

How many hours of work have gone into that? Amazing stuff, and presumably not every dog would be capable of being trained to do that?
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« Reply #13256 on: November 05, 2011, 08:04:23 AM »

Look at this for a well trained dog Red

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2WvKTBg5ME


Basically, all he's doing is a sit and stay.

This is a well trained dog.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcYSR-Xl_E&feature=related

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« Reply #13257 on: November 05, 2011, 08:22:04 AM »



a more indepth look at the dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2BfzUIBy9A

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« Reply #13258 on: November 05, 2011, 09:57:10 AM »

Look at this for a well trained dog Red

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2WvKTBg5ME


Basically, all he's doing is a sit and stay.

This is a well trained dog.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcYSR-Xl_E&feature=related

How many hours of work have gone into that? Amazing stuff, and presumably not every dog would be capable of being trained to do that?

Most dogs are capable if being trained to an surprisingly high standard. In fact most dogs learn an amazing amount during their lifetime, it's just that they use what they learn to avoid having to do as they're told.

The trick is, making them want to please you, and to do that, you have to understand how a dog's mind works and be able to tap into his instincts.

Most people can be taught to train their dog to a reasonable standard, but the majority never really understand why the dog is doing what he is doing.

Matt 'Evil Pie' Russell is a stark exception to this rule. When he writes or talks about dogs you can tell that he really "Gets it".

Let me give you some idea the kind of thing most dogs are capable of learning. I will use my own dog as an example. She is of average intelligence and I will describe things she has been trained to do without anyone even noticing they were training her.

When she is outside and she wants to come in, she barks a special kind of bark, it's a high pitched sound, like a cross between a bark and a yelp. This came about because one time, after sitting outside waiting for someone to open the door for hours, she became frustrated and gave a peculiar bark. One of us opened the door to investigate and hey presto, lesson learned. Now she uses that bark only for when she wants to come in or when she's been accidentally trapped in a room.

When I put my hiking boots, she knows she is going for a walk and she gets excited, but If I put on my overalls before my boots then she knows I'm going to service the car or something and she doesn't bother getting out of her basket.

If open a can, she doesn't flicker an eyelid, unless its a can of tuna that is, then she scampers into the kitchen and sits right in front of me because I always give her a few morsels. She does this as soon as I take the can from the cupboard, before I've even opened it. It must make a different sound to the other cans as I pick it up.

She does this for everyone in the family except Sadie, who never shares her tuna. When Sadie opens a can, the dog doesn't even look in her direction.

She soon learned what "Has the dog been fed?" meant, so to prevent her getting prematurely excited we changed it to "Delled d juckel hobben?" That lasted about a week. She soon deciphered things like "Has you-know-who had you-know-what?" and "ixnae on the ogfooddae." These days we just look at each other and raise an eyebrow but she still isn't fooled.

When we all go out for the day and she can't come along, I tie her up to a kennel outside. When she sees us getting ready, gathering up car keys and mobile phones etc, she goes outside and waits by her tether. If she could attach it herself, she would.

It seems pretty clever, but she is my no means exceptional, all dogs do stuff like this. They learn by association of ideas. All you as the trainer have to do is know what is in the dogs mind, deliver correction or reward at precisely the right time, and training is a doddle.

Knowing what is in the dogs mind is the tricky part.

Example: You tell your dog to sit. He sits and licks you hand. You praise him for sitting. The next time you tell him to sit, he licks your hand and waits excitedly for your praise, you scold him for not doing as he's told, but he didn't associate the praise with sitting, he associated it with licking your hand. The next time you say "Sit" Her may well associate it with neither sitting nor licking, but with scolding.

 
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« Reply #13259 on: November 05, 2011, 03:11:02 PM »

One of us has buggered the quoting up Geo.

It was me mate, just in time as Gatters is ITT and hates misquoting.

So many people living in the cities are unaware of whats on their doorstep. Here in Edinburgh we are blessed with some spectacular viewpoints around the city, the Pentland range of which I've posted a few pics previously and we also have the Union canal starting in the centre of the city and going out to the Falkirk wheel and if the urge arises you can link straight to the Forth and Clyde canal. Edinburgh to Glasgow by canal I'd imagine would be a great trip.

Don't know if you are aware of the wheel but know you'd appreciate it - Falkirk wheel:

http://www.thefalkirkwheel.co.uk/about-the-wheel-

Geo

Wow - that's extraordinary. Who needs (much) power, when nature, & the properties of water, do it for us?

That Archimedes fella might just have known a thing or two.
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