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« Reply #26745 on: May 28, 2015, 12:26:33 PM »

Twice in last year or so I have withdrawn cash from a cash machine. Remembered to take my card, forgotten the cash! Getting expensive.

Lol. I did that at DTD.

Withdrew the cash, put my name down for a game, waited half an hour for my name to be called and then realised what I had done.

Unbelievably, my dosh was still there.

Twice in my life I have walked upto a cash machine and been greeted with a screen that says how much cash do you wish to withdraw.  So somebody has walked upto the machine inserted their card and pin and then walked away . . . . . I used to think how, they must have been old/senile/mad.

Yesterday at work was at the machine in the canteen inserted card and pin, phone rings, looked around for a pen to take a note an hour later I was in the canteen again after dealing with the call and someone handed me my card . . . . now I wonder if I am old, senile or mad, or maybe all three.
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« Reply #26746 on: May 28, 2015, 01:02:19 PM »

Twice in last year or so I have withdrawn cash from a cash machine. Remembered to take my card, forgotten the cash! Getting expensive.

Lol. I did that at DTD.

Withdrew the cash, put my name down for a game, waited half an hour for my name to be called and then realised what I had done.

Unbelievably, my dosh was still there.

Twice in my life I have walked upto a cash machine and been greeted with a screen that says how much cash do you wish to withdraw.  So somebody has walked upto the machine inserted their card and pin and then walked away . . . . . I used to think how, they must have been old/senile/mad.

Yesterday at work was at the machine in the canteen inserted card and pin, phone rings, looked around for a pen to take a note an hour later I was in the canteen again after dealing with the call and someone handed me my card . . . . now I wonder if I am old, senile or mad, or maybe all three.

Definately mad , possibly senile , borderline old.

Hourly trips to the canteen though , what a life !
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« Reply #26747 on: May 28, 2015, 01:11:29 PM »

Last night I left the lights on in my car.  No idea how, as there is the car makes a horrible noise when you do so.   

I didn't do the leave the cash in the machine thing, but the other day I managed to put my card in one of those small pin machines the wrong way round.  I must have used them and ATMs hundreds of times and it wasn't like I wasn't paying attention.  I was about to put it in, stopped myself and switched it round and put it in the wrong way.  When it didn't work, I then said to the young girl I don't know what is wrong with my card.  She helpfully took it out and switched it round for me.   



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« Reply #26748 on: May 29, 2015, 03:09:18 PM »


You've got to put the card in the wrong way now and then to ensure that you can't be exploited.
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« Reply #26749 on: May 30, 2015, 10:45:40 AM »

don't get any ideas

in japan this week, the new craze...

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« Reply #26750 on: May 30, 2015, 02:01:48 PM »

don't get any ideas

in japan this week, the new craze...

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He just needs a Lego kennel now.
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« Reply #26751 on: May 30, 2015, 02:07:41 PM »

We've been looking for the remote for the telly.

After a couple of hours of searching we fond it in my bed. When I turned in last night, I must have taken it with me.
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« Reply #26752 on: June 03, 2015, 05:07:59 PM »

A letter has flooded in complaining about the lack of updates on my diary. Well if you want updates at the moment I'm afraid it will have to be about the puppies.

They are becoming quite mobile and vocal now, one of them barked at me this morning. (cheeky blighter).

Their teeth will be arriving next week so weaning begins tomorrow. I'm sure Poppy will thank me for it.

Three sold now. Just these two delinquents left.




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« Reply #26753 on: June 03, 2015, 09:23:40 PM »

Please keep all updates puppy/Sunday dinner related going forward
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« Reply #26754 on: June 04, 2015, 04:07:19 AM »

 They're amazing Tom, wish we could handle another dog. Maybe in a couple of years!
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« Reply #26755 on: June 04, 2015, 01:43:18 PM »

don't get any ideas

in japan this week, the new craze...

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He just needs a Lego kennel now.

that's not Lego Tom, that's a Minecraft dog. You're obviously not down with the kids.

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« Reply #26756 on: June 05, 2015, 02:03:51 PM »

The Appleby Horse Fair, in pics

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« Reply #26757 on: June 05, 2015, 02:15:16 PM »



Thanks Rich. Those are really excellent.
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« Reply #26758 on: June 05, 2015, 03:30:34 PM »


Two of those little boys eating ice cream are my friends kids, I bet she doesn't know they are in the Telegraph.

Thanks Tighty :-)
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« Reply #26759 on: June 09, 2015, 05:23:34 PM »

Barking mad: The extreme grooming competition at Intergroom, New Jersey,



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