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« Reply #30435 on: May 15, 2019, 03:02:17 PM »

I once bought a taxi (black cab type) from Bawtry auction to use as a runabout.

Bad idea. It was noisy. terrible to drive, totally worn out and if you pulled up at the chip shop late at night drunk girls used to pile in.

"Great" you might think, but no. Drunk girls are the biggest liability on God's green earth and absolute jail-bait. (Especially for a bloke driving a taxi that isn't an actual tax)
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« Reply #30436 on: May 15, 2019, 05:05:31 PM »

Some points for the person who knows the most Um-Bongo lyrics without googling.

I'll start you off.

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango......



He took the whole cabundle and he danced a ditty tango
And said I know, we'll call it Um Bongo

Um Bongo, Um Bongo
They drink it in the Congo


NB: 'Ditty' is probably wrong, but it's how I've always remembered it.
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« Reply #30437 on: May 15, 2019, 05:40:09 PM »

Some points for the person who knows the most Um-Bongo lyrics without googling.

I'll start you off.

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango......



He took the whole cabundle and he danced a ditty tango
And said I know, we'll call it Um Bongo

Um Bongo, Um Bongo
They drink it in the Congo


NB: 'Ditty' is probably wrong, but it's how I've always remembered it.


Embarrassingly good! (You must be almost daft as me)

Next verse anyone?


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« Reply #30438 on: Today at 08:43:23 AM »

Wow!

Try to pick a winner from these.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8rkWnWltJI
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