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« Reply #32685 on: July 28, 2020, 05:29:02 PM »

I was listening to a thing on the wireless about parrots suddenly saying things they had never said before.

This one bloke told us about a parrot he'd had for donkeys years that one day just keeled over and lay motionless at the bottom of it's cage.

The bloke took it out and laid it on the table. Noticing that it was still breathing he poured a spot of brandy into those little nostril-hole things on the top of it's beak.

The parrot opened it's eyes, raised it's head a couple of inches off the table and in a thin reedy voice said, "Thank you" before promptly expiring.

Is it just me or is anyone else filling up?

I wonder if it was a sarcastic thank you?



Another bloke said he bought a parrot that knew loads of phrases. He hadn't owned it long when the house across the way was burgled. The police came round doing routine enquiries to find out if any of the neighbours had seen anything. As soon as it saw the officers in uniform the parrot started shouting, "Help! I am a stolen parrot, call the police".
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« Reply #32686 on: August 01, 2020, 12:21:33 PM »

Happy Yorkshire Day

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« Reply #32687 on: August 01, 2020, 12:37:38 PM »

Thanks Boo.

My mate asked me what's so special about Yorkshire.

We are no longer friends, I can't cope with that level of stupidity.
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