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« Reply #1110 on: April 23, 2008, 08:42:47 AM » |
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My Fav was "Jesus Saves, But Hoddle nets the rebound"
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« Reply #1111 on: April 23, 2008, 08:45:14 AM » |
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My Fav was "Jesus Saves, But Hoddle nets the rebound"
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« Reply #1112 on: April 23, 2008, 08:50:41 AM » |
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In "The Life of Brian" Jesus says, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" Whereupon half a brick hits him behind the head.
He looks up into the crowd and says "You're pissing me of now mother"
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« Reply #1113 on: April 23, 2008, 09:06:19 AM » |
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My local Baptist church sometimes comes up with some very witty slogans.
I remember a few years ago after "big Ron" Atkinson had got one of the local football teams relegated after coming in to do a rescue job the slogan was:
"Unlike Big Ron, Jesus Saves"
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« Reply #1114 on: April 23, 2008, 09:07:37 AM » |
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« Reply #1115 on: April 23, 2008, 09:22:34 AM » |
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« Reply #1116 on: April 23, 2008, 09:24:06 AM » |
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« Reply #1117 on: April 23, 2008, 10:21:51 AM » |
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Words of wisdom #1
If there is a small black fly continuously crawling back and forth across the screen of your laptop, before you squash it, check that it is not actually UNDER the screen.
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« Reply #1118 on: April 23, 2008, 10:33:50 AM » |
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Words of wisdom #1
If there is a small black fly continuously crawling back and forth across the screen of your laptop, before you squash it, check that it is not actually UNDER the screen.
I guess it's not crawling anymore? |
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« Reply #1119 on: April 23, 2008, 10:36:03 AM » |
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Words of wisdom #1
If there is a small black fly continuously crawling back and forth across the screen of your laptop, before you squash it, check that it is not actually UNDER the screen.
I guess it's not crawling anymore? Shhhh!! I'm trying not to notice it. |
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« Reply #1120 on: April 23, 2008, 10:37:45 AM » |
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Words of wisdom #1
If there is a small black fly continuously crawling back and forth across the screen of your laptop, before you squash it, check that it is not actually UNDER the screen.
I guess it's not crawling anymore? Shhhh!! I'm trying not to notice it. So it was a fly, but you squashed it and it's not going to be doing any more flying. So I guess you have a 'static' problem with your screen now? |
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« Reply #1121 on: April 23, 2008, 10:39:34 AM » |
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Hang on, It's still alive!
It's dragging it's self toward the edge of the screen....
GOOO ONNN FLY!!!!!
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« Reply #1123 on: April 23, 2008, 10:44:47 AM » |
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Only about 3 more inches to go.
Go on fly, you can do it!
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« Reply #1124 on: April 23, 2008, 10:45:48 AM » |
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Only about 3 more inches to go.
Go on fly, you can do it!
So it's an intermittent static problem? |
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