The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[AndrewT]

you don't look ugly, but I wouldn't want to walk past you in a dark alley that's for sure!

eighteen pence?

Price must now decrease due to the chargrilled cleavage.

[MANTIS01]

Joe Calzaghe is the worst dancer I've ever seen.

[Claw75]

you don't look ugly, but I wouldn't want to walk past you in a dark alley that's for sure!

eighteen pence?

fro   and stop ruining male totty thread with beardy references. tia.

[pokefast]

you don't look ugly, but I wouldn't want to walk past you in a dark alley that's for sure!

eighteen pence?

Price must now decrease due to the chargrilled cleavage.

 

[Acidmouse]

Sigh utter fml, been ill 7 weeks from last 12, first virus, then swine now throat from hell thats developed into 1million yellow spots on my throat. Doc said she was suprised i wasnt very ill. I took pic but it makes me ill looking at it

[Longy]

Aaaaggggggggh so my residents parking permit runs out yesterday, I had applied for a new one over a week ago. So I put a note on my car saying the new one is on its way and a live at ............., if there is an issue just knock on the door.

So i get up and my new parking permit comes through the post and there is a ticket on my car. Have these fuckwits got such lack of common sense and social skills not to see what is going and it is their own council who is blame for me not having a permit. I don't care about the money as such it is the fact i am going to have waste another 5 minutes or more on this issue.

The only reason it is residents parking on my street is because of test matches at trent bridge or forest/county games, none of which are on at 9am on a friday morning

[George2Loose]

Aaaaggggggggh so my residents parking permit runs out yesterday, I had applied for a new one over a week ago. So I put a note on my car saying the new one is on its way and a live at ............., if there is an issue just knock on the door.

So i get up and my new parking permit comes through the post and there is a ticket on my car. Have these fuckwits got such lack of common sense and social skills not to see what is going and it is their own council who is blame for me not having a permit. I don't care about the money as such it is the fact i am going to have waste another 5 minutes or more on this issue.

The only reason it is residents parking on my street is because of test matches at trent bridge or forest/county games, none of which are on at 9am on a friday morning

Should have waited for a better (parking) spot imo.

[Karabiner]

Why aren't radishes hot any more ?

[gatso]

8 o'clock saturday morning is not an appropriate time to start digging up the road outside my house

[mondatoo]

Why can't i sleep anymore

I'm always up at 9ish on sat and sunday no matter what time i get in,i need my sleep ffs used to be a bed til 12ish.It does me good.

[Claw75]

yuck - this to go 3rd CL with 23 left in $8.80 on stars (have recovered back to 200k next couple of hands)

PokerStars Game #33327016207: Tournament #196490014, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXXI (7000/14000) - 2009/09/27 2:39:07 WET [2009/09/26 21:39:07 ET]
Table '196490014 222' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: DONOTBLAMEME (310499 in chips)
Seat 3: Zelja77 (239630 in chips)
Seat 4: Freeman2008 (178180 in chips)
Seat 5: amvsanjuan (535579 in chips)
Seat 6: bob2005_2 (253178 in chips)
Seat 7: pokerfrees (107886 in chips)
Seat 8: Clairep75 (374508 in chips)
Seat 9: zvicar (349246 in chips)
DONOTBLAMEME: posts the ante 1750
Zelja77: posts the ante 1750
Freeman2008: posts the ante 1750
amvsanjuan: posts the ante 1750
bob2005_2: posts the ante 1750
pokerfrees: posts the ante 1750
Clairep75: posts the ante 1750
zvicar: posts the ante 1750
Clairep75: posts small blind 7000
zvicar: posts big blind 14000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [ ]
DONOTBLAMEME: folds
Zelja77: folds
Freeman2008: folds
amvsanjuan: folds
bob2005_2: folds
pokerfrees: folds
Clairep75: raises 28000 to 42000
zvicar: raises 305496 to 347496 and is all-in
Clairep75: calls 305496
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Clairep75: shows [ ] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
zvicar: shows [ ] (a straight, Ace to Five)
zvicar collected 708992 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 708992 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: DONOTBLAMEME folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Zelja77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Freeman2008 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: amvsanjuan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bob2005_2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pokerfrees (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Clairep75 (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 9: zvicar (big blind) showed [ ] and won (708992) with a straight, Ace to Five

[GreekStein]

I don't care about the money

'I'm baller' posts do not belong on this thread.

kthx

[AlexMartin]

These hands tilt me beyond all belief

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 583053759 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, September 30, 00:20:18 GMT 2009
Table Nitrogen 196 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Fortknoxxx ( $936.05 )
Seat 2: ITILTYOU2 ( $1,342.68 )
Seat 3: WanChi ( $620.36 )
Seat 4: JammyJenny ( $898.75 )
Seat 5: smurf2222 ( $532.68 )
Seat 6: rush88 ( $917.75 )
JammyJenny posts small blind [$2.50]
smurf2222 posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ , ]
rush88 folds
Fortknoxxx folds
ITILTYOU2 raises to [$17.50]
WanChi folds
JammyJenny calls [$15]
smurf2222 calls [$12.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
JammyJenny checks
smurf2222 bets [$26.25]
ITILTYOU2 raises to [$98.43]
JammyJenny calls [$98.43]
smurf2222 calls [$72.18]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
JammyJenny checks
smurf2222 checks
ITILTYOU2 checks
** Dealing River ** [ ]
JammyJenny checks
smurf2222 checks
ITILTYOU2 bets [$270]
JammyJenny folds
smurf2222 calls [$270]
** Showdown **
ITILTYOU2 shows [ , As ] full house, Aces full of Sevens
smurf2222 mucks [ , ]
** Hand Conclusion **
ITILTYOU2 wins $884.79 from main pot with full house, Aces full of Sevens
************  Game 583053759 ends  ************

[Jon MW]

Stars pretends to like you - then shows that actually it hates you

PokerStars Game #33590276728: Tournament #199550386, $10+$1 USD Hold'em
No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/10/03 19:07:43 WET [2009/10/03 14:07:43 ET]

Table '199550386 143' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: playalong (8700 in chips)
Seat 2: theowtea (8177 in chips)
Seat 3: MKF 09 (7205 in chips)
Seat 4: ajagab (1195 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: dyE pball (10492 in chips)
Seat 6: reinperks (4940 in chips)
Seat 7: Jon MW (5625 in chips)
Seat 8: yazidane500 (6525 in chips)
Seat 9: BigJohn24260 (6926 in chips)
BigJohn24260: posts small blind 50
playalong: posts big blind 100

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jon MW [ ]
theowtea: calls 100
MKF 09: folds
ajagab: folds
dyE pball: calls 100
reinperks: folds
Jon MW: raises 200 to 300
yazidane500: folds
BigJohn24260: calls 250
playalong: calls 200
theowtea: calls 200
dyE pball: calls 200

*** FLOP *** [ ]
BigJohn24260: checks
playalong: checks
theowtea: checks
dyE pball: checks
Jon MW: bets 700
BigJohn24260: folds
playalong: folds
theowtea: calls 700
dyE pball: raises 9492 to 10192 and is all-in
Jon MW: calls 4625 and is all-in
theowtea: calls 7177 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2315) returned to dyE pball

*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []

*** SHOW DOWN ***
theowtea: shows [ As] (three of a kind, Aces)
dyE pball: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Eights)
theowtea collected 5104 from side pot
Jon MW: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Nines)
dyE pball said, "wtf"
theowtea collected 17475 from main pot

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 22579 Main pot 17475. Side pot 5104. | Rake 0
Board [ ]

Seat 1: playalong (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: theowtea showed [ As] and won (22579) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: MKF 09 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ajagab folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: dyE pball showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 6: reinperks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Jon MW showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 8: yazidane500 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: BigJohn24260 (small blind) folded on the Flop

[gatso]

did you misclick preflop?