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« Reply #1605 on: May 23, 2011, 01:19:48 PM »
Everytime I go and buy cigarettes at the supermarket there is a big queue that holds me up. Why? The reason is because every pensioner in front of me pulls out a wedge of lotto tickets from like the past 6 weeks and asks for them to be checked. What is this? What is this lotto checking service that's delaying the ciggies queue?? GTFO and check your own tickets imo. Anyway, if I was a Tesco employee checking a jackpot ticket I'd be like nah love nothing on that one sorry about that.

Number 2 and an infintely bigger moan. Supermarkets do not sell Scampi Flavoured Fries. How ridic is that???
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« Reply #1606 on: May 23, 2011, 01:21:28 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on May 23, 2011, 01:19:48 PM
Everytime I go and buy cigarettes at the supermarket there is a big queue that holds me up. Why? The reason is because every pensioner in front of me pulls out a wedge of lotto tickets from like the past 6 weeks and asks for them to be checked. What is this? What is this lotto checking service that's delaying the ciggies queue?? GTFO and check your own tickets imo. Anyway, if I was a Tesco employee checking a jackpot ticket I'd be like nah love nothing on that one sorry about that.

Number 2 and an infintely bigger moan. Supermarkets do not sell Scampi Flavoured Fries. How ridic is that???

Massive +1 to the first point.

Scmapi fries can gtfo imo. Nik Nabs Rib n Saucy mmm nom nom.
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« Reply #1607 on: May 24, 2011, 08:58:38 AM »
Doctor "Your 2 year old having chicken pox has zero chance of spreading to your new born baby".

One week later guess what fukface!? god doctors do my head in.
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« Reply #1608 on: May 24, 2011, 01:15:43 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on May 23, 2011, 01:19:48 PM
Everytime I go and buy cigarettes at the supermarket there is a big queue that holds me up. Why? The reason is because every pensioner in front of me pulls out a wedge of lotto tickets from like the past 6 weeks and asks for them to be checked. What is this? What is this lotto checking service that's delaying the ciggies queue?? GTFO and check your own tickets imo. Anyway, if I was a Tesco employee checking a jackpot ticket I'd be like nah love nothing on that one sorry about that.

Number 2 and an infintely bigger moan. Supermarkets do not sell Scampi Flavoured Fries. How ridic is that???

but you can get scampi fires from a bookseller...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Savoury-Selection-Scampi-Fries-24/dp/B003CKWQQ6
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« Reply #1609 on: May 24, 2011, 02:55:29 PM »
Quote from: david3103 on May 24, 2011, 01:15:43 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on May 23, 2011, 01:19:48 PM
Everytime I go and buy cigarettes at the supermarket there is a big queue that holds me up. Why? The reason is because every pensioner in front of me pulls out a wedge of lotto tickets from like the past 6 weeks and asks for them to be checked. What is this? What is this lotto checking service that's delaying the ciggies queue?? GTFO and check your own tickets imo. Anyway, if I was a Tesco employee checking a jackpot ticket I'd be like nah love nothing on that one sorry about that.

Number 2 and an infintely bigger moan. Supermarkets do not sell Scampi Flavoured Fries. How ridic is that???

but you can get scampi fires from a bookseller...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Savoury-Selection-Scampi-Fries-24/dp/B003CKWQQ6

So sweet tytyty. Sorry, I mean so savoury. Am ordering stocks now.
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« Reply #1610 on: May 25, 2011, 12:24:06 PM »
Similar whinge: why does nowhere sell walkers pickled onion crisps??? I saw some in a vending machine a while back and bought the lot Smiley
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« Reply #1611 on: May 25, 2011, 12:53:26 PM »
Quote from: Cf on May 25, 2011, 12:24:06 PM
Similar whinge: why does nowhere sell walkers pickled onion crisps??? I saw some in a vending machine a while back and bought the lot Smiley

Also available on Amazon.. Is there still a Blonde - Amazon link thingy?
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« Reply #1612 on: May 25, 2011, 04:30:56 PM »
I've got a nice shiny new camera lens being sent from Hong Kong. Unfortunately FedEx decided to route it through Germany last night. Perfect, stopover your plane just before the skies fill with volcanic ash. And this is a logistics company [sigh].
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« Reply #1613 on: June 28, 2011, 11:20:37 AM »
Knee Op for tomorrow cancelled. I guess the scar tissue will have to wait a while longer to come out.
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« Reply #1614 on: September 19, 2011, 09:42:51 PM »
I feel the need to whinge...what sort of f*** wits find $320 to enter a WCOOP event - my sort of thought process goes he acn't have AJ can he....rant over

PokerStars Game #67754525574: Tournament #2011090044, $300+$20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (50/100) - 2011/09/19 21:36:40 WET [2011/09/19 16:36:40 ET]
Table '2011090044 24' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: claypole (3600 in chips)
Seat 2: Furunduk (13856 in chips)
Seat 3: Zident (3954 in chips)
Seat 4: Pledriko (6530 in chips)
Seat 5: kakonge888 (9170 in chips)
Seat 6: jasjas11 (14005 in chips)
Seat 7: pepealas (4757 in chips)
Seat 8: Franzwars118 (4676 in chips)
Seat 9: miksbriedis (9948 in chips)
claypole: posts the ante 10
Furunduk: posts the ante 10
Zident: posts the ante 10
Pledriko: posts the ante 10
kakonge888: posts the ante 10
jasjas11: posts the ante 10
pepealas: posts the ante 10
Franzwars118: posts the ante 10
miksbriedis: posts the ante 10
pepealas: posts small blind 50
Franzwars118: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to claypole [ ]
miksbriedis: folds
claypole: raises 150 to 250
Furunduk: folds
Zident: folds
Pledriko: folds
kakonge888: folds
jasjas11: folds
pepealas: folds
Franzwars118: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Franzwars118: checks
claypole: bets 256
Franzwars118: calls 256
*** TURN *** [ ] []
Franzwars118: checks
claypole: bets 691
Franzwars118: calls 691
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
Franzwars118: checks
claypole: bets 1013
Franzwars118: raises 2456 to 3469 and is all-in
claypole: calls 1380 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1076) returned to Franzwars118
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Franzwars118: shows [ ] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
claypole: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Kings)
Franzwars118 collected 7320 from pot
claypole finished the tournament in 1603rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7320 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: claypole showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: Furunduk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Zident folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pledriko folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kakonge888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jasjas11 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pepealas (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Franzwars118 (big blind) showed [ ] and won (7320) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 9: miksbriedis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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« Reply #1615 on: September 19, 2011, 10:11:25 PM »
Quote from: claypole on September 19, 2011, 09:42:51 PM
I feel the need to whinge...what sort of f*** wits find $320 to enter a WCOOP event - my sort of thought process goes he acn't have AJ can he....rant over

PokerStars Game #67754525574: Tournament #2011090044, $300+$20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (50/100) - 2011/09/19 21:36:40 WET [2011/09/19 16:36:40 ET]
Table '2011090044 24' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: claypole (3600 in chips)
Seat 2: Furunduk (13856 in chips)
Seat 3: Zident (3954 in chips)
Seat 4: Pledriko (6530 in chips)
Seat 5: kakonge888 (9170 in chips)
Seat 6: jasjas11 (14005 in chips)
Seat 7: pepealas (4757 in chips)
Seat 8: Franzwars118 (4676 in chips)
Seat 9: miksbriedis (9948 in chips)
claypole: posts the ante 10
Furunduk: posts the ante 10
Zident: posts the ante 10
Pledriko: posts the ante 10
kakonge888: posts the ante 10
jasjas11: posts the ante 10
pepealas: posts the ante 10
Franzwars118: posts the ante 10
miksbriedis: posts the ante 10
pepealas: posts small blind 50
Franzwars118: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to claypole [ ]
miksbriedis: folds
claypole: raises 150 to 250
Furunduk: folds
Zident: folds
Pledriko: folds
kakonge888: folds
jasjas11: folds
pepealas: folds
Franzwars118: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Franzwars118: checks
claypole: bets 256
Franzwars118: calls 256
*** TURN *** [ ] []
Franzwars118: checks
claypole: bets 691
Franzwars118: calls 691
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
Franzwars118: checks
claypole: bets 1013
Franzwars118: raises 2456 to 3469 and is all-in
claypole: calls 1380 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1076) returned to Franzwars118
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Franzwars118: shows [ ] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
claypole: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Kings)
Franzwars118 collected 7320 from pot
claypole finished the tournament in 1603rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7320 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: claypole showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: Furunduk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Zident folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pledriko folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kakonge888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jasjas11 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pepealas (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Franzwars118 (big blind) showed [ ] and won (7320) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 9: miksbriedis folded before Flop (didn't bet)



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« Reply #1616 on: September 19, 2011, 10:20:11 PM »
thread needs a reboot- perhaps a new sponsor?
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« Reply #1617 on: September 20, 2011, 12:08:02 AM »
£100 double on Worcester to beat Solihull Moors and Chelmsford to beat Tonbridge Angels.
Worcester won 3-0
Chelmsford drew 2-2 after being up 2-0 H T. 90 minute equaliser. Lips Sealed
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« Reply #1618 on: September 25, 2011, 03:11:21 PM »
just went upstairs for my lovely hot bath to find all I'd done was run the cold tap for 15 minutes. sigh
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« Reply #1619 on: September 26, 2011, 10:17:31 AM »
Quote from: gatso on September 25, 2011, 03:11:21 PM
just went upstairs for my lovely hot bath to find all I'd done was run the cold tap for 15 minutes. sigh

amazing. not sure why but this has got me hysterical.
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