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[mondatoo]

Naps competition. Gone from being a 13 week tipping competition to a pick the national winner competition.
Rigged imo.
I think i'm top 2 in the table at the moment. I won't be when somebody picks the national winner tomorrow.

FARCE 

[Colchester Kev]

Naps competition .... People are moaning because they are near the top, but scared someone will pick the Grand National winner and depose them.


Why dont they pick the winner of the National themselves, then they will extend their lead at the top

[bobAlike]

Whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge

PokerStars Game #26804417616: Tournament #153872448, $72+$6 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/04/07 0:06:33 WET [2009/04/06 19:06:33 ET]
Table '153872448 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Sparta45 (2050 in chips)
Seat 2: sapsworth (1385 in chips)
Seat 4: tokerspud (3825 in chips)
Seat 6: UH Big Tex (1740 in chips)
sapsworth: posts small blind 50
tokerspud: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tokerspud [ ]
UH Big Tex: folds
Sparta45: folds
sapsworth: raises 200 to 300
tokerspud: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [ ]
sapsworth: bets 1085 and is all-in
tokerspud: calls 1085
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sapsworth: shows [ ] (a flush, Queen high)
tokerspud: shows [ ] (a flush, Queen high - lower cards)
sapsworth collected 2770 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2770 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Sparta45 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: sapsworth (small blind) showed [ ] and won (2770) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: tokerspud (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: UH Big Tex folded before Flop (didn't bet)


and then this

PokerStars Game #26805786704: Tournament #153880515, $72+$6 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/04/07 0:47:44 WET [2009/04/06 19:47:44 ET]
Table '153880515 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: natdog100 (2600 in chips)
Seat 2: Sparta45 (2000 in chips)
Seat 3: tokerspud (2140 in chips)
Seat 5: painterman4 (2260 in chips)
Sparta45: posts small blind 100
tokerspud: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tokerspud [td ]
painterman4: folds
natdog100: folds
Sparta45: raises 1800 to 2000 and is all-in
tokerspud: calls 1800
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
tokerspud said, "lol"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sparta45: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Fives)
tokerspud: shows [td ] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
Sparta45 collected 4000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4000 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: natdog100 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Sparta45 (small blind) showed [ ] and won (4000) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 3: tokerspud (big blind) showed [td ] and lost with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 5: painterman4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Whinge over.

[neeko]

PokerStars Game #26834681721: Tournament #153492829, $25.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2009/04/07 16:00:35 ET
Table '153492829 21' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: Neeko7 (13732 in chips)
Seat 3: Jorge_Max (13381 in chips)
Seat 5: TotallyStaxs (27941 in chips)
Seat 6: Joma (9654 in chips)
Seat 7: SONY888 (17552 in chips)
Seat 8: l_The_Nuts_l (13838 in chips)
Seat 9: oess_87 (5150 in chips)
Neeko7: posts the ante 75
Jorge_Max: posts the ante 75
TotallyStaxs: posts the ante 75
Joma: posts the ante 75
SONY888: posts the ante 75
l_The_Nuts_l: posts the ante 75
oess_87: posts the ante 75
oess_87: posts small blind 400
Neeko7: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Neeko7 [ ]
Jorge_Max: folds
TotallyStaxs: folds
Joma: folds
SONY888: folds
l_The_Nuts_l: raises 1122 to 1922
oess_87: folds
Neeko7: calls 1122
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Neeko7: checks
l_The_Nuts_l: bets 2400
Neeko7: raises 3200 to 5600
l_The_Nuts_l: raises 6241 to 11841 and is all-in
Neeko7: calls 6135 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (106) returned to l_The_Nuts_l
*** TURN *** [ ] []
l_The_Nuts_l said, "vvvvvwp"
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Neeko7: shows [ ] (a full house, Fives full of Kings)
l_The_Nuts_l: shows [ ] (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
l_The_Nuts_l collected 28239 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28239 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 2: Neeko7 (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Kings
Seat 3: Jorge_Max folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TotallyStaxs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Joma folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: SONY888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: l_The_Nuts_l (button) showed [Ah ] and won (28239) with a full house, Aces full of Fives
Seat 9: oess_87 (small blind) folded before Flop

[Graham C]

Had exactly, well similar on my table Neeko earlier.   Matey raised pre with T5, I 3 bet with KK, flop 5 5 K, he couldn't belive his 'misfortune' . Not rubbing it in, just a spooky coincidence imo with a very similar hand.

[TheChipPrince]

Less poker, more life beats please...

[gatso]

Less poker, more life beats please...

everybody please put your poker bad beats on the new bad beat thread

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=40119.0

[booder]

    on      flop......c/raised allin by oppo with  .....obv comes   

kev please sort the lever out mate,im getting fkin crucified here

[bobAlike]

FFS!!!

PokerStars Game #26950717202: Tournament #153493004, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2009/04/11 0:21:40 WET [2009/04/10 19:21:40 ET]
Table '153493004 78' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: tokerspud (6333 in chips)
Seat 2: Iteopepe88 (6098 in chips)
Seat 3: HABIBIYANOUR (16485 in chips)
Seat 4: Cix87 (6300 in chips)
Seat 5: TiltHappens (10591 in chips)
Seat 6: needcashquik (14700 in chips)
Seat 8: USCswimmer (8188 in chips)
Seat 9: Feltin'Donks (19571 in chips)
tokerspud: posts the ante 50
Iteopepe88: posts the ante 50
HABIBIYANOUR: posts the ante 50
Cix87: posts the ante 50
TiltHappens: posts the ante 50
needcashquik: posts the ante 50
USCswimmer: posts the ante 50
Feltin'Donks: posts the ante 50
tokerspud: posts small blind 200
Iteopepe88: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tokerspud [ ]
HABIBIYANOUR: folds
Cix87: folds
TiltHappens: folds
needcashquik: folds
USCswimmer: folds
Feltin'Donks: raises 15600 to 16000
tokerspud: calls 6083 and is all-in
Iteopepe88: folds
Uncalled bet (9717) returned to Feltin'Donks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tokerspud: shows [ ] (a pair of Kings)
Feltin'Donks: shows [ ] (a straight, Three to Seven)
Feltin'Donks collected 13366 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13366 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: tokerspud (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Iteopepe88 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: HABIBIYANOUR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Cix87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TiltHappens folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: needcashquik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: USCswimmer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Feltin'Donks (button) showed [ ] and won (13366) with a straight, Three to Seven

[Longy]

I hope your house burns down stars.

PokerStars Game #26957490015: Tournament #154944177, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2009/04/11 4:23:42 WET [2009/04/10 23:23:42 ET]
Table '154944177 4' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: hisville (6950 in chips)
Seat 2: Rodd_Hammers (14560 in chips)
Seat 3: scottman90 (8807 in chips)
Seat 4: COMPACT26 (685 in chips)
Seat 5: TwoQue (5250 in chips)
Seat 6: Longy11 (11504 in chips)
Seat 7: patti0629 (14435 in chips)
Seat 9: JDWPoker111 (5309 in chips)
hisville: posts the ante 50
Rodd_Hammers: posts the ante 50
scottman90: posts the ante 50
COMPACT26: posts the ante 50
TwoQue: posts the ante 50
Longy11: posts the ante 50
patti0629: posts the ante 50
JDWPoker111: posts the ante 50
TwoQue: posts small blind 400
Longy11: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Longy11 [As ]
patti0629: folds
JDWPoker111: folds
hisville: folds
Rodd_Hammers: raises 13710 to 14510 and is all-in
scottman90: folds
COMPACT26 has timed out
COMPACT26: folds
COMPACT26 is sitting out
TwoQue: folds
COMPACT26 has returned
Longy11: calls 10654 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (3056) returned to Rodd_Hammers
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Longy11 said, "cwepovfjrweapogv"
Longy11 said, "re"
*** TURN *** [ ] []
scottman90 said, "sick"
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Longy11: shows [As ] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Rodd_Hammers: shows [ ] (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)
Rodd_Hammers collected 23708 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23708 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: hisville folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Rodd_Hammers showed [ ] and won (23708) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Seat 3: scottman90 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: COMPACT26 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TwoQue (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Longy11 (big blind) showed [As ] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 7: patti0629 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: JDWPoker111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Bubble of a 45man.

[ ] Today has been fun.

[Colchester Kev]

Can i whinge on the whinge thread about the number of hand histories on the forum ?


Anyone would think blonde was a poker forum ffs

[sweet potata!]

Fml..... Playing a tourney last night with 600+ runners, I'm down to the last 18 with a decent stack with 4k FTW and wtf happens?

Fcking electricity knocks off and stays off until i get back with no chips................ [ ] lovely jubbly

[gatso]

I'm sat on the sofa watching some tv I recorded but the remote is on my desk so I can't ff through the adverts. fml

[Pelham Boy]

Full Tilt Poker Game #11787051527: $21,000 KO Guarantee (88268949), Table 44 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:19:59 ET - 2009/04/20
Seat 1: Euphorica (6,980)
Seat 2: jarv_1 (8,785)
Seat 3: EgoKasso (7,560)
Seat 4: Thecathook (3,675)
Seat 5: lara87 (4,620)
Seat 6: willyboy58 (2,615)
Seat 7: edma321 (5,525)
Seat 8: Vlekkentoven (3,520)
Seat 9: columbo (3,840)
jarv_1 posts the small blind of 60
EgoKasso posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jarv_1 [As ]
Thecathook raises to 360
lara87 calls 360
willyboy58 folds
edma321 folds
Vlekkentoven folds
columbo has 15 seconds left to act
columbo raises to 1,320
Euphorica raises to 6,980, and is all in
jarv_1 raises to 8,785, and is all in
EgoKasso folds
Thecathook has 15 seconds left to act
Thecathook folds
lara87 folds
columbo folds
jarv_1 shows [As ]
Euphorica shows [ ]
Uncalled bet of 1,805 returned to jarv_1
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
jarv_1 shows two pair, Aces and Kings
Euphorica shows three of a kind, Kings
Euphorica wins the pot (16,120) with three of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16,120 | Rake 0
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: Euphorica (button) showed [ ] and won (16,120) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: jarv_1 (small blind) showed [As ] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: EgoKasso (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Thecathook folded before the Flop
Seat 5: lara87 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: willyboy58 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: edma321 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Vlekkentoven didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: columbo folded before the Flop


fml. After the utg raise and utg+1 call i was trying to decide the best way of getting as many chips in pre flop as possible. lol

[George2Loose]

FFS running like shit atm..... DS for WSOP seat- should be lock on if I can just hold. I DO NOT NEED A 7 ON THE TURN YOU POS STARS RNG

PokerStars Game #27349263611: Tournament #156622754, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level VIII (200/400) - 2009/04/21 19:35:45 ET
Table '156622754 6' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: George2Loose (3540 in chips)
Seat 6: SUGAR J 777 (3405 in chips)
Seat 9: Stammdogg (6555 in chips)
George2Loose: posts the ante 50
SUGAR J 777: posts the ante 50
Stammdogg: posts the ante 50
SUGAR J 777: posts small blind 200
Stammdogg: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [ ]
George2Loose: raises 3090 to 3490 and is all-in
SUGAR J 777: folds
Stammdogg: calls 3090
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Stammdogg: shows [ ] (a straight, Five to Nine)
George2Loose: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Sevens)
Stammdogg collected 7330 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7330 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 2: George2Loose (button) showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 6: SUGAR J 777 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Stammdogg (big blind) showed [ ] and won (7330) with a straight, Five to Nine