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« Reply #975 on: June 25, 2009, 10:32:55 PM » |
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« Reply #976 on: June 25, 2009, 10:36:02 PM » |
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There was a stripper in my pub tonight, and I missed it while I went to feed my brothers cat who is away on a working holiday...
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« Reply #977 on: June 25, 2009, 10:44:24 PM » |
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McDonalds puts me on severe life tilt...so I don't go in there that much. But today I had a hanking for a Fillet-o-Fish. I go in and get greeted by the standard gormless fecker and pay him for fillet-o-fish/fries/coffee meal. His vacant head is already tilting me. The guy plods to the coffee machine. Never seen anyone walk so slow. Just stares closely at the machine while the coffee pours out. Plods back to the counter with the coffee. Plods to get the fries. Plods back to the counter with the fries. Plods to get the fishburger. No fishburger. He panics a bit. He shouts for a fishburger. Kitchen-based gormless feckers yell back "10 mins". He says he will bring it over to me. I tell him if I wanted fries and coffee for main course and fillet-o-fish for dessert I would have ordered it that way. Severe panic sets in. The kid has some sort of social breakdown and just freezes. I tell him he coulda cooked 100 fillets the time it took him to get those chips. Supervisor arrives with more "stars" hoping to use his NVQ Customer Services Level 1 skills to resolve the "issue". Gormless fecker just wanders off and carries on as before. That place gets more like "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" every time I go in there. Burger was alright though.
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« Reply #978 on: June 26, 2009, 02:13:00 AM » |
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McDonalds puts me on severe life tilt...so I don't go in there that much. But today I had a hanking for a Fillet-o-Fish. I go in and get greeted by the standard gormless fecker and pay him for fillet-o-fish/fries/coffee meal. His vacant head is already tilting me. The guy plods to the coffee machine. Never seen anyone walk so slow. Just stares closely at the machine while the coffee pours out. Plods back to the counter with the coffee. Plods to get the fries. Plods back to the counter with the fries. Plods to get the fishburger. No fishburger. He panics a bit. He shouts for a fishburger. Kitchen-based gormless feckers yell back "10 mins". He says he will bring it over to me. I tell him if I wanted fries and coffee for main course and fillet-o-fish for dessert I would have ordered it that way. Severe panic sets in. The kid has some sort of social breakdown and just freezes. I tell him he coulda cooked 100 fillets the time it took him to get those chips. Supervisor arrives with more "stars" hoping to use his NVQ Customer Services Level 1 skills to resolve the "issue". Gormless fecker just wanders off and carries on as before. That place gets more like "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" every time I go in there. Burger was alright though.
lol, a funny whinge. Next time you are in there, ask them for 'a dozen' nuggets, see if they apologise and say sorry we only do 6 or 12...... Worked for me. |
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« Reply #979 on: June 26, 2009, 12:32:00 PM » |
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McDonalds puts me on severe life tilt...so I don't go in there that much. But today I had a hanking for a Fillet-o-Fish. I go in and get greeted by the standard gormless fecker and pay him for fillet-o-fish/fries/coffee meal. His vacant head is already tilting me. The guy plods to the coffee machine. Never seen anyone walk so slow. Just stares closely at the machine while the coffee pours out. Plods back to the counter with the coffee. Plods to get the fries. Plods back to the counter with the fries. Plods to get the fishburger. No fishburger. He panics a bit. He shouts for a fishburger. Kitchen-based gormless feckers yell back "10 mins". He says he will bring it over to me. I tell him if I wanted fries and coffee for main course and fillet-o-fish for dessert I would have ordered it that way. Severe panic sets in. The kid has some sort of social breakdown and just freezes. I tell him he coulda cooked 100 fillets the time it took him to get those chips. Supervisor arrives with more "stars" hoping to use his NVQ Customer Services Level 1 skills to resolve the "issue". Gormless fecker just wanders off and carries on as before. That place gets more like "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" every time I go in there. Burger was alright though.
lol, a funny whinge. Next time you are in there, ask them for 'a dozen' nuggets, see if they apologise and say sorry we only do 6 or 12...... Worked for me. Another one for that thread we talked about Vinny! We gotta start it. |
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« Reply #980 on: June 26, 2009, 12:36:20 PM » |
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FML
There was a stripper in my pub tonight, and I missed it while I went to feed my brothers cat who is away on a working holiday...
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« Reply #981 on: June 26, 2009, 07:47:49 PM » |
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sigh, decided to play through final fantasy 10 again for the first time in years. it's now crashed at the exact same point twice. looks like i'm gonna have to buy a new copy  |
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« Reply #982 on: June 26, 2009, 08:03:22 PM » |
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sigh, decided to play through final fantasy 10 again for the first time in years. it's now crashed at the exact same point twice. looks like i'm gonna have to buy a new copy Is that the Blitzball one? |
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« Reply #983 on: June 26, 2009, 08:26:45 PM » |
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I work in software design so this puts me on life tilt so hard it's not true.
Played a tournament on Ladbrokes today. I'm UTG+1 and fold. UTG gets knocked out so I'm BB for the next hand. Once that hand is complete a late registration player gets sat in the empty seat. He dets dealt straight in as the SB and I get to pay the BB again!
FFS Microgaming, it's not difficult. How can you build a multi-million empire based on game software development WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE RULES OF THE GAME!!! @*&^$")$%^
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« Reply #984 on: June 26, 2009, 08:53:15 PM » |
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I have inflicted some superb beats on others tonight and I am loving it. oi, it's a moaning thread, you want the other thread |
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« Reply #985 on: June 26, 2009, 09:04:18 PM » |
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McDonalds puts me on severe life tilt...so I don't go in there that much. But today I had a hanking for a Fillet-o-Fish. I go in and get greeted by the standard gormless fecker and pay him for fillet-o-fish/fries/coffee meal. His vacant head is already tilting me. The guy plods to the coffee machine. Never seen anyone walk so slow. Just stares closely at the machine while the coffee pours out. Plods back to the counter with the coffee. Plods to get the fries. Plods back to the counter with the fries. Plods to get the fishburger. No fishburger. He panics a bit. He shouts for a fishburger. Kitchen-based gormless feckers yell back "10 mins". He says he will bring it over to me. I tell him if I wanted fries and coffee for main course and fillet-o-fish for dessert I would have ordered it that way. Severe panic sets in. The kid has some sort of social breakdown and just freezes. I tell him he coulda cooked 100 fillets the time it took him to get those chips. Supervisor arrives with more "stars" hoping to use his NVQ Customer Services Level 1 skills to resolve the "issue". Gormless fecker just wanders off and carries on as before. That place gets more like "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" every time I go in there. Burger was alright though.
Man up and have a Big Mac next time imo |
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« Reply #986 on: June 26, 2009, 09:14:22 PM » |
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McDonalds puts me on severe life tilt...so I don't go in there that much. But today I had a hanking for a Fillet-o-Fish. I go in and get greeted by the standard gormless fecker and pay him for fillet-o-fish/fries/coffee meal. His vacant head is already tilting me. The guy plods to the coffee machine. Never seen anyone walk so slow. Just stares closely at the machine while the coffee pours out. Plods back to the counter with the coffee. Plods to get the fries. Plods back to the counter with the fries. Plods to get the fishburger. No fishburger. He panics a bit. He shouts for a fishburger. Kitchen-based gormless feckers yell back "10 mins". He says he will bring it over to me. I tell him if I wanted fries and coffee for main course and fillet-o-fish for dessert I would have ordered it that way. Severe panic sets in. The kid has some sort of social breakdown and just freezes. I tell him he coulda cooked 100 fillets the time it took him to get those chips. Supervisor arrives with more "stars" hoping to use his NVQ Customer Services Level 1 skills to resolve the "issue". Gormless fecker just wanders off and carries on as before. That place gets more like "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" every time I go in there. Burger was alright though.
Man up and have a Big Mac next time imo Lol, wonder what free "extra" you got in your burger. |
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« Reply #987 on: June 29, 2009, 03:07:51 PM » |
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sigh, decided to play through final fantasy 10 again for the first time in years. it's now crashed at the exact same point twice. looks like i'm gonna have to buy a new copy Is that the Blitzball one? aye, and apart from the blitzball it's an awesome game |
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« Reply #988 on: June 29, 2009, 05:54:06 PM » |
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FYI ladies
when I say 'I'll pick you up at 12' I mean that I will turn up at 12 and we can leave. what I do not mean is that I'll show up at 12 'cos I like sitting around for 1/2 hour waiting for you to dry your bloody hair
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« Reply #989 on: June 29, 2009, 05:59:30 PM » |
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FYI ladies
when I say 'I'll pick you up at 12' I mean that I will turn up at 12 and we can leave. what I do not mean is that I'll show up at 12 'cos I like sitting around for 1/2 hour waiting for you to dry your bloody hair
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