TK is the leader of this motley crew
The oldest man that you ever knew
He never sleeps, is always on the go
And how he’s alive we don’t know
Red-Dog is a man with morals most sound
At one with nature this gent can be found
Everyone’s friend, not a bad word to say
You certainly don’t find that every day
Dewi, where do I start, he’s the king of Hop
His online poker is the cream of the crop
Find him playing live, with a glass of pure
If he stayed awake he’d be rich for sure
Kev is an enigma, a throwback, a real cool cat
His penchant for sex aids is testament to that
Watch him playing poker and you will recall
That your game is not so bad after all
Boldie is strange, reserved and demure
Every word typed is full of manure
Pity the man, he’s behind the pace
Cos Kinboshi ahead in the posting race
Kinboshi’s a sinister one, always a scream
He spends all his time at the computer screen
He has more posts than the frigging Royal Mail
And was last seen at used cliché sale
To be continued……………………………
Tikay doesn't lead this crew
As ageing wine and mould
Would ramble through as they try to stew
He simply is too old!
Yes red dog really sets the bar
A man of heart and soul
He'll seek injustice near and far
But still wont start a poll!
Although our Dewie likes a drink
As much he likes he's sleep
And silly are the ones that think
He's dreams are not of sheep!
Kev sought out the mighty devil
With whom he made a pact,
Together they would seek to level
Ipoker, thats a FACT!
Though Boldie really tries his best
His tipping is a crutch
We needed reasons to detest
Those backward thinking dutch
Kinboshi is a stand up guy,
As reputable as a banker
Constrained in words that cannot lie
He's actually a complete.................really nice bloke, what?
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