Cryptic quiz

[TightEnd]

anagrams of english league and conferences, and scottish league clubs:

1) is it cry bolt
2) lip or lover
3) harpoon elite duet
4) hansom udders and sin
5) edu indeed nut
6) say she defended wilf
7) lary they plum go
easy scan wit
9) c may bring him it
10) chew not lent ham
11) near axe crawled
12) list o naval
13) tiny toon reel
14) over rodents cars
15) cry at lap scale
16) mother thats not up
17) shout pot man
18) bison tow chime brawl
19) rather thou mined
20) own evil toy

anagrams of (reasonably) well know European clubs:

21) rare dim lad
22) or undead live crap too
23) rice ham by nun
24) plagued pub retort closing
25) fry need oo
26) isnt marriages pain
27) act video gel
28) all diver all ado
29) round must so rabid
30) nukes a very rebel

[Ginger]

He made up the clues himself.... couldn't you tell?

[Suited_Jock]

anagrams of english league and conferences, and scottish league clubs:

1) is it cry bolt BRISTOL CITY
2) lip or lover LIVERPOOL
3) harpoon elite duet HARTLEPOOL UNITED
4) hansom udders and sin
5) edu indeed nut
6) say she defended wilf
7) lary they plum go
easy scan wit
9) c may bring him it
10) chew not lent ham
11) near axe crawled
12) list o naval
13) tiny toon reel
14) over rodents cars
15) cry at lap scale
16) mother thats not up
17) shout pot man
18) bison tow chime brawl
19) rather thou mined
20) own evil toy

anagrams of (reasonably) well know European clubs:

21) rare dim lad
22) or undead live crap too
23) rice ham by nun
24) plagued pub retort closing
25) fry need oo
26) isnt marriages pain
27) act video gel
28) all diver all ado
29) round must so rabid
30) nukes a very rebel

[kinboshi]

Yeovil Town

[Josedinho]

anagrams of english league and conferences, and scottish league clubs:

1) is it cry bolt BRISTOL CITY
2) lip or lover LIVERPOOL
3) harpoon elite duet HARTLEPOOL UNITED
4) hansom udders and sin   
5) edu indeed nut DUNDEE UNITED
6) say she defended wilf  SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
7) lary they plum go PLYMOUTH ARGYLE
easy scan wit SWANSEA CITY
9) c may bring him it BIRMINGHAM CITY
10) chew not lent ham CHELTENHAM TOWN
11) near axe crawled  
12) list o naval
13) tiny toon reel
14) over rodents cars
15) cry at lap scale
16) mother thats not up
17) shout pot man TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
18) bison tow chime brawl
19) rather thou mined ROTHERHAM UNITED
20) own evil toy YEOVIL TOWN

anagrams of (reasonably) well know European clubs:

21) rare dim lad REAL MADRID
22) or undead live crap too DEPORTIVO DE LA CARUNA
23) rice ham by nun
24) plagued pub retort closing
25) fry need oo FEYENOORD
26) isnt marriages pain
27) act video gel
28) all diver all ado
29) round must so rabid
30) nukes a very rebel

[turny]

how many holes in a goal net?

[Suited_Jock]

anagrams of english league and conferences, and scottish league clubs:

1) is it cry bolt BRISTOL CITY
2) lip or lover LIVERPOOL
3) harpoon elite duet HARTLEPOOL UNITED
4) hansom udders and sin
5) edu indeed nut DUNDEE UNITED
6) say she defended wilf
7) lary they plum go PLYMOUTH ARGYLE
easy scan wit
9) c may bring him it BIRMINGHAM CITY
10) chew not lent ham CHELTENHAM TOWN
11) near axe crawled 
12) list o naval ASTON VILLA
13) tiny toon reel
14) over rodents cars
15) cry at lap scale CRYSTAL PALACE
16) mother thats not up
17) shout pot man TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
18) bison tow chime brawl
19) rather thou mined ROTHERHAM UNITED
20) own evil toy YEOVIL TOWN

anagrams of (reasonably) well know European clubs:

21) rare dim lad REAL MADRID
22) or undead live crap too DEPORTIVO LA CARUNA
23) rice ham by nun BAYERN MUNICH
24) plagued pub retort closing
25) fry need oo FEYENOORD
26) isnt marriages pain
27) act video gel
28) all diver all ado
29) round must so rabid
30) nukes a very rebel

[MrsBoldie]

Number 4 is very close to being an anagram of Rushden and Diamonds but the last word would be Din and not Sin........  Is that a deliberate error or is it something else entirely?

[crown]

29. Borussia Dortmund

[crown]

28. Real Valladolid

[MrsBoldie]

14. Doncaster Rovers

[mondatoo]

26 Paris St Germain (a think havent checked spelling lol)

[MrsBoldie]

8. Swansea City

[MrsBoldie]

6. Sheffield Wednesday

[MrsBoldie]

11. Crewe Alexandra