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« on: July 01, 2008, 01:26:25 PM »

12 Million Bees escape when a lorry transporting them crashes.



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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 01:27:20 PM »

mispriced, 8/11 each of two surely

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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 01:32:02 PM »

I really enjoyed my visit to canda there was a real buzz about the place
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 01:32:44 PM »

A hive of activity on the roads there I gather.
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 01:33:51 PM »

The police chief is launching a sting operation to determine who caused the accident.  There's a hive of activity as his officers comb the area for clues.
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 01:34:15 PM »

fs tighty stop droning on
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 01:38:16 PM »

Funny cus someone just sent me that story as well..I just Pooh-Pooh'ed it at first, turns out it's true.





too farfetched?
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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2008, 01:39:21 PM »

The driver has apologised for crashing the lorry. His boss said he hopes it's a one off hornets time the driver will be sacked.
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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2008, 01:39:54 PM »

oh noes

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2008, 01:41:00 PM »

Funny cus someone just sent me that story as well..I just Pooh-Pooh'ed it at first, turns out it's true.





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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2008, 01:41:18 PM »

12 million Bees .... I never knew Brentford were that well supported !
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2008, 01:44:44 PM »

Police say, the driver lost control of the lorry ... apparently he wasp icking his nose at the time and despite a passing motorists beeping his hornet him, he was oblivious to the accident ...  The driver will be stung with a hefty fine OBV.
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2008, 01:50:10 PM »

Police say, the driver lost control of the lorry ... apparently he wasp icking his nose at the time and despite a passing motorists beeping his hornet him, he was oblivious to the accident ...  The driver will be stung with a hefty fine OBV.

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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2008, 02:34:48 PM »

Apis poor effort, imo.
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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2008, 03:45:27 PM »

I blame the Karate Kid...It's a case of wax on, wax off.
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