health and safety

just spoke to my old man, he's health and safety manager for 2 big companys down here.

Well today he fell of a ladder that was being footed by a fellow worker. The ladder fell on this poor indian guy then after my old man could'nt hold on any longer to the ridge on the machine he was clutching onto he fell 7 ft to the floor landing on his arse and striking his elbow very hard, now the lucky thing is that "that poor indian fellow" testicles took the blow instead of him cracking his elbow on the floor.

My dad wasnt to bad "he's got a bit of padding around the bum" and just got up, but the indian that has just taken the flying elbow to the knackers cant move. Apparently it was a move any wrestling fan would pay money to see in the ring, but the funniest thing is that because my old man is the boss they all look up to him, so everyone was asking him if he was alright whilst the poor knackered geezer on the floor was left to look after himself.

Then through the tears and pain the Indian lad keeps trying to say sorry to my dad for not catching him or steadying the ladder enough. Oh yeah my dad is 20 stone..lol