Funny in Poker Europa

[dik9]

extracted from article written by Mick McClosky

"Mr. Nosey

The following happened in the UK but it could have been anywhere.
   Mr. Nosey, hereafter referred to as Mr N turned up at the poker room to play in a big poker tourny. Having registered he found his table and sat down. as the tourny got underway, the table filled up, apart from the one seat to the immediate right of Mr N. as the tourny progressed, Mr N found nothing but unplayable hands. His own cards that is. However, living up to his name, after mucking his own cards, he would have a peek at the cards in the empty seat before mucking them. After almost every pot, Mr N would announce that the missing player would have won the hand with pocket pairs, AK suited, AQ suited, whatever it took. The missing player would have been on a rush if only he had turned up to play his cards. This went on for about half an hour or so until the missing player turned up. He looks around the table, looks at his seat number, looks around the table again, taps Mr N on the shoulder and announces "Excuse me, I think you are sitting in my seat." DOH!!!!
The Moral of the story is to always check you are in the right seat and, just in case you are not, never look at a missing players hole cards.  "


OK own up, who was it???

[TheJagster]

LMAO!!!   This had me laffing and I do feel a touch mean about that.

What a hole to dig!

[Robert HM]

Sir Clive Sinclair is supposed to have drawn seat in a comp at the Vic and his brain couldn't resist making him sit in the obvious , until he was shifted.

[AlrightJack]

He wouldn't have gotten far in a seat anyway 

[Colchester Kev]

He would have fallen asleep after 5 mins

[dik9]

would have been an uphill struggle!

[AndrewT]

Will you guys stop pedalling these tyred old jokes?

[AlrightJack]

are you saying they've been recycled?

[dik9]

pushing it a bit with these inu "endos"