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« Reply #885 on: November 22, 2008, 01:55:14 PM »

LMAO ... did you cut the black pudding with an axe ??


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« Reply #886 on: November 22, 2008, 02:02:46 PM »

Piglet he make a smile yes. But Piglet is dead inside of himself. No be sad Piglet my friend, Spacefrog will help you and find a maman and papa for you who is not dead and eaten with beans. 
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« Reply #887 on: November 22, 2008, 02:04:45 PM »

May i present my attempt for marks out of 10.


Spacefrog like this. I have problem now Rosbif is making magic and I want eat this thing.


This is wrong no? Piglet is see his maman and papa in bacons and boudin noir. You make like a Guantanamo Bay for Winnie friends. Spacefrog tell polices.

I don't know the French for "lol", but lol anyway. A truly wonderful Post.

Spacefrog we love you.
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« Reply #888 on: November 22, 2008, 02:12:07 PM »


Barhell,

Excellent effort.

I deduct 1 point each for....

Black Pudding. Dreadful stuff.

Real tomatoes. Tinned are the way.

That Mug, it's too girlie.

No fried eggs.

Own Label Ketchup. The ultimate sin.

So that's 5 points.

But I add 1 point each for.....

Excellent Toast. (Could use more butter).

Real "cut with a knife bread".

Superb photographic Presentation - pictured from all angles, & detailed close-ups.

Your obvious pride in the finished product.

Which means a final tally of 7.75, & gains the coveted Crufts "Best of Bread" Nomination.

Highly commended.
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« Reply #889 on: November 22, 2008, 02:52:16 PM »

not enough bacon,
no fried egg (although i prefere poached to fried)
no fried slice

otherwise this is the best effort so far, you get 2 points for real bread
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« Reply #890 on: November 22, 2008, 03:53:27 PM »

NOOOOOO!!!

"Rate my fry up" is unique. You can't do spin-offs, they won't work.

Stallone needs to know about this imo.
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« Reply #891 on: November 22, 2008, 04:28:34 PM »

not enough bacon,
no fried egg (although i prefere poached to fried)
no fried slice

otherwise this is the best effort so far, you get 2 points for real bread

!!! no way!
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« Reply #892 on: November 22, 2008, 05:08:02 PM »

May i present my attempt for marks out of 10.


Spacefrog like this. I have problem now Rosbif is making magic and I want eat this thing.


This is wrong no? Piglet is see his maman and papa in bacons and boudin noir. You make like a Guantanamo Bay for Winnie friends. Spacefrog tell polices.
Worth the effort of cooking for this praise alone.

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« Reply #893 on: November 23, 2008, 05:58:17 PM »

Fry-up cooked, photographed & eaten 7 hours ago - still feeling full and bloated! Hoping to summon up the energy to post pics later...
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« Reply #894 on: November 24, 2008, 12:42:08 AM »

It better be good I've stayed up to see this.
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« Reply #895 on: November 24, 2008, 12:47:52 AM »

Okay, here we go. Another step in the right direction?

I've tried to get a more even golden colour across the plate this week.

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The sausages are Cumberland and I think I've got these cooked almost to perfection.

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This shows the bacon (two big middle rashers, rind on ldo), perhaps just a tad overdone. Also, although it's a massive plate I've ended up hiding the bacon under other ingredients. Personally I think the colours of the beans and tomatoes are gorgeous though.

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The mushrooms and black pudding. I took a conscious decision to cook both of these much less and I think it's paid off.

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My piece de resistance - my eggs. I believe these to be my best effort thus far and if I may say, I think they're the best on the thread. Whites showing no frillage or snottage, yolks are basted to perfection and with ultimate runniness. I can tell you that the toast dippage in those beauties was orgasmic.

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Again, just a tad less colour to the fried slice. A small improvement.

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A first for me - the inclusion of scrambled egg on a fry. Really enjoyed it I must say.

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Hash browns were better for being slightly more golden as opposed to brown. Hash goldens if you will.

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The ensemble from a more visually pleasing oblique angle.

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My brekkie montage.

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I await your comments with interest.
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« Reply #896 on: November 24, 2008, 12:54:08 AM »

Mighty fine effort

I don't like the tomato ensemble. Half a tomato gently turned and fried is fine, not tinned tomato stuff

Bigger plate to effectively house the fried slice not have it perched on edge of plate awaiting contact with the no doubt slightly less than spotless table

Quantity of beans too small

However its in my top 3-4 on this thread. top marks for the bacon, eggs, sausages and close up photography

Be proud.

7.5 out of 10
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« Reply #897 on: November 24, 2008, 12:56:40 AM »

It better be good I've stayed up to see this.

Whooa Bessie,

good call me.
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« Reply #898 on: November 24, 2008, 12:57:25 AM »

Richard I thank you. Harsh words about the table though.






















But sadly accurate.
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« Reply #899 on: November 24, 2008, 12:58:07 AM »

where's the sauce? you've ruined a great effort by not paying attention to the details
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