SHREWDIES ON TOUR 2009

[celtic]

comedy

+1

[ChipRich]

Ul Horner!!! hang on what happened with the tennis? I played Brent a few weeks ago and he rang like 10 people to get the code for the gate, we finally got in after an hour, how come you could'nt get in today??!?!?!

I dunno, we know the code but the theres obviously something wrong with the lock.

Sigh.

[GreekStein]

lol gg brent

[Horneris]

kill me.

marv 2 days.

[thetank]

avoided hitchhike bumrape so can't be that bad

or did you?

[Tractor]

So, me and Brent went off to play tennis this afternoon about 2ish. We get to the courts and either we are being thick as shit or theres a problem with the lock, as we failed to get into the courts and could therefore not play after driving about 20 mins to play. After about 30 mins we give up and come home.

On the way home we ring Jones to meet us at Sains to get some shopping, we finish in Sains after doing our nuts and leave. Just as we leave Sains, Jones comes up with an incredible idea. He says ' Shall we flip for who has 2 walk home' . I agree as does BH ( at this time im only agreeing because ' i know' Jones won't actually do it even though it was his idea). But then he agrees and him and BH are stood with thier coins waiting to flip. Im like shit, i duno if i want to do it. But agree in the end. I obv dont have a coin and borrow one off Jones.

First flip Jones, tails, BH Tails!! Its all on me, fk my entire life, i can never fade these. I look down ready to be devastated, but its TAILS! re flip it is...

Second flip, same order. Jones TAILS, BH TAILS. fk my life, i cannot fade this twice, never ever. But I DO, look down and see Tails, my lifes incredible.

3rd and final Flip. Jones binks a tails and BH flips a HEADS, im freerolling! yesss.

Whos it going to be!?!

I finally move my hand and its a tails, Jones fistpumps and celebrates. We take Bh's phone and money so he cant get the bus home and off he goes on his merry way. lolol. Its about 2-3 miles. we drive past him and piss em. Looks so com just walking along the motorway.

gg sir. Took it like a man.

He's just got back as i write this, hes totally fked.

wp.

Got to love the Shrewdies

[cod meharly]

this is amazing! the start of a new era......

degen flips for no reason are amazing!!!!!

[cod meharly]

u guys should flip for who has to shave there head or dye there hair.....

[ChipRich]

lolz, we came up with the idea - flip for who has to drive to John O groats, then to Lands End, but i dont drive.

we'd prob flip for that if I did.

[Horneris]

u guys should flip for who has to shave there head or dye there hair.....

dont rly fancy that idea.

We were gona go see Final Destination @ 12 tonight and flip for who has to wear a blindfold, but then i guess that person will just go to sleep.

[ChipRich]

Not a flip, but could get 4 of us, and have a race to a certain place in the UK/World in 2 teams of 2 only using certain means of transport or on limited ££.

[Horneris]

Not a flip, but could get 4 of us, and have a race to a certain place in the UK/World in 2 teams of 2 only using certain means of transport or on limited ££.

youre trying to go too big too early.

Lets be realistic.

[ChipRich]

Not a flip, but could get 4 of us, and have a race to a certain place in the UK/World in 2 teams of 2 only using certain means of transport or on limited ££.

youre trying to go too big too early.

Lets be realistic.

true

Ideas welcome...

[creepy_benji]

Not a flip, but could get 4 of us, and have a race to a certain place in the UK/World in 2 teams of 2 only using certain means of transport or on limited ££.

that sounds awesome, id love to do something like that.

[Royal Flush]

Not a flip, but could get 4 of us, and have a race to a certain place in the UK/World in 2 teams of 2 only using certain means of transport or on limited ££.

that sounds awesome, id love to do something like that.

We had this thing at my school when you started your 2nd year of 6th form, everyone gets £10 and you have to get as far away from the school as you can in 12hrs (midday to midnight) one guy phoned in from the Yemen, gg sir nh.