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Question: What should the Shrewdies do ??  (Voting closed: May 28, 2009, 04:57:19 PM)
 tell Beverly she's fucked our whole holiday up after telling us this late, how did this cross booking happen dont u have spread sheets etc. etc. We want you to refund us the money for our flights or find us a replacement. If not we want proof they signed - 37 (52.1%)
egg her house 'n poop in her pool - 34 (47.9%)
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« Reply #1020 on: March 23, 2009, 10:10:49 PM »

 
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« Reply #1021 on: March 23, 2009, 11:01:17 PM »

FML.

Min cash the $50w1 on Tilt because I 4bet button to big blind into his Aces...

30 left in Tilt $50k with 15+ up top and then this

Dealt to RookieITB [ ]
kudos1017 folds
Jarobi88 folds
Believer8219 folds
mah84 raises to 3,100
Doyte_D1 folds
BedPanPeterPan has 15 seconds left to act
BedPanPeterPan has requested TIME
BedPanPeterPan raises to 9,600
OhYeahMan folds
RookieITB has 15 seconds left to act
RookieITB has requested TIME
RookieITB raises to 42,200, and is all in
mah84 raises to 42,938, and is all in
BedPanPeterPan folds
mah84 shows [ ]
RookieITB shows [ ]
Uncalled bet of 738 returned to mah84
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []



So fkin cold.
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« Reply #1022 on: March 23, 2009, 11:02:16 PM »

mbn to cash in a 150f on full tilt
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« Reply #1023 on: March 23, 2009, 11:05:19 PM »

mbn to cash in a 150f on Full Tilt

In a way I didn't, you did.

DUCY?
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« Reply #1024 on: March 23, 2009, 11:44:49 PM »

im the best.

NL Texas Hold'em  Trny: 44909025 Level: 4  Blinds(100/200) - Monday, March 23, 19:35:04 EDT 2009
Table $10K Gtd Rebuy (1644108) Table #6 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 5: Cinetti_Mik ( 13,040 )
Seat 2: DJF21 ( 6,000 )
Seat 4: HorstHeftig ( 18,850 )
Seat 8: LeKnave_SISM ( 32,868 )
Seat 10: TDurdenWAR ( 24,140 )
Seat 3: c_food ( 18,100 )
Seat 7: drawing__dead ( 19,100 )
Seat 1: pezarz ( 16,405 )
Seat 9: schappuscha ( 2,040 )
Seat 6: woody222333 ( 7,500 )
Trny: 44909025 Level: 5
Blinds(150/300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LeKnave_SISM [  ]
woody222333 calls [300]
drawing__dead folds
LeKnave_SISM raises [1,222]
schappuscha folds
TDurdenWAR raises [4,500]
pezarz folds
DJF21 folds
c_food folds
HorstHeftig folds
Cinetti_Mik folds
woody222333 folds
LeKnave_SISM is all-In  [31,646]
TDurdenWAR is all-In  [19,640]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
TDurdenWAR shows [ , ]three of a kind, K
ings.
LeKnave_SISM shows [ , ]a pair of Kings.
LeKnave_SISM wins 8,728 chips from the side pot 1 with a pair of Kings.
TDurdenWAR wins 49,030 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, Kings.
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« Reply #1025 on: March 24, 2009, 02:47:04 AM »

PokerStars Game #26295358523: Tournament #149767942, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2009/03/23 22:43:39 ET
Table '149767942 49' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: barryg1 (12933 in chips)
Seat 3: splaaat (7813 in chips)
Seat 4: ToBeTheMan (15349 in chips)
Seat 5: VINNY VT (12621 in chips)
Seat 6: crice25 (4985 in chips)
Seat 7: herdgolf86 (5035 in chips)
Seat 8: BrokenTPot (6650 in chips)
Seat 9: hitthehole (2920 in chips)
barryg1: posts the ante 25
splaaat: posts the ante 25
ToBeTheMan: posts the ante 25
VINNY VT: posts the ante 25
crice25: posts the ante 25
herdgolf86: posts the ante 25
BrokenTPot: posts the ante 25
hitthehole: posts the ante 25
VINNY VT: posts small blind 125
crice25: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hitthehole [ ]
Yankees31 is connected
herdgolf86: folds
BrokenTPot: folds
hitthehole: raises 2645 to 2895 and is all-in
barryg1: raises 2645 to 5540
splaaat: folds
ToBeTheMan: folds
VINNY VT: folds
crice25: folds
Uncalled bet (2645) returned to barryg1
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] [three clubs]
*** RIVER *** [ three clubs] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hitthehole: shows [ ] (high card Jack)
barryg1: shows [ ] (high card Ace)
barryg1 collected 6365 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6365 | Rake 0
Board [ three clubs ]
Seat 1: barryg1 showed [ ] and won (6365) with high card Ace
Seat 3: splaaat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ToBeTheMan (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: VINNY VT (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: crice25 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: herdgolf86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BrokenTPot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: hitthehole showed [ ] and lost with high card Jack

greasefire barry.

[ ] didnt have "math is idiotic" typed out ready in case I binked
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« Reply #1026 on: March 24, 2009, 03:35:53 AM »

So sick! I nearly cashed in late 150f on tilt, one day i tell ya, one day!
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« Reply #1027 on: March 24, 2009, 06:52:00 AM »

A day in the life of shrewdie:

As you all know, there is 1 member of the shrewdies who is held in by far the highest esteem.  Aptly known as ''shrewdie'', our hero lives most peoples dreams day to day, as he fights to get out of MU and get together some of the highly acclaimed ''mad dimez'' he has heard people speak of.

Shrewdie begins the day by dressing in some fine attire, notice the combination of tiny shorts, and a huge hoody.  Inspired some may say:

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Here brents reaction to shrewdies new bold fashion statement, he really wishes he could pull off such a daring combination:

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Shrewdie then needs to go on a 1 man mission to attain some vital snacks for the grind ahead, he makes his way downstairs and off into the night to the 24 hour garage:

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Shrewdie then strolls down the hallway looking pleased with his catch, and so he should, just look at the amount of unhealthy shit is bulging from that BP bag!

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He then begins a long night of crushing tournaments,  many online poker professionals enjoy the luxury of 2 monitors to help with multitabling, but not our hero, he just chills out in his armchair and tears ppl's eyes out one by one.  The lads even nearly got the hang of the patented James Dempsey hand in the air, slightly low arm position, but top marks for effort.

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And there you have it, if you too think you could live the dream as inspirationally as shrewdie, then go for it, just ask him how incredible his life really is.  YOU could be just like shrewdie.

SHREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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« Reply #1028 on: March 24, 2009, 07:18:02 AM »

hahahahaha so com. Been trying to fade pics all night. Finally let them get some.

I dnt actually grind like that btw! Was just in lounge with laptop we put Rounders on, lolool.

[  ] i look good in the pics
[  ] some might say i was a natural to the camera
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« Reply #1029 on: March 24, 2009, 11:04:46 AM »

Love the shot of shrewdie, marching to the 24hr garage with thoughts of winning mad dimez and dime bars or his mind.
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« Reply #1030 on: March 24, 2009, 11:54:19 AM »

Still swerving Stars Rookie?

Played the WarmUp last night and pretty much bubbled. Dont play any on their during the week. Why you ask?
just seems  like every recent hh is from tilt thats all
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« Reply #1031 on: March 24, 2009, 11:56:25 AM »

More shots of Shrewdie please, especially ones of him updating his blog, preferably in the yellow hoody/black socks combo.
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« Reply #1032 on: March 24, 2009, 12:00:45 PM »

A day in the life of shrewdie:

As you all know, there is 1 member of the shrewdies who is held in by far the highest esteem.  Aptly known as ''shrewdie'', our hero lives most peoples dreams day to day, as he fights to get out of MU and get together some of the highly acclaimed ''mad dimez'' he has heard people speak of.

Shrewdie begins the day by dressing in some fine attire, notice the combination of tiny shorts, and a huge hoody.  Inspired some may say:

 Click to see full-size image.


Here brents reaction to shrewdies new bold fashion statement, he really wishes he could pull off such a daring combination:

 Click to see full-size image.


Shrewdie then needs to go on a 1 man mission to attain some vital snacks for the grind ahead, he makes his way downstairs and off into the night to the 24 hour garage:

 Click to see full-size image.


Shrewdie then strolls down the hallway looking pleased with his catch, and so he should, just look at the amount of unhealthy shit is bulging from that BP bag!

 Click to see full-size image.


He then begins a long night of crushing tournaments,  many online poker professionals enjoy the luxury of 2 monitors to help with multitabling, but not our hero, he just chills out in his armchair and tears ppl's eyes out one by one.  The lads even nearly got the hang of the patented James Dempsey hand in the air, slightly low arm position, but top marks for effort.

 Click to see full-size image.


And there you have it, if you too think you could live the dream as inspirationally as shrewdie, then go for it, just ask him how incredible his life really is.  YOU could be just like shrewdie.

SHREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

absolute class dave lmfao
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« Reply #1033 on: March 24, 2009, 12:00:54 PM »

Shrewdie should have his blonde bash trophy in front of him everytime he plays, it WILL inspire him to greatness.
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« Reply #1034 on: March 24, 2009, 12:03:46 PM »

Shrewdies and yellow combo does not go

Transform dress sense please Shrewdies. Possibly obligatory Switzerland Polo team tops?
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