THE NOT-MADE-FROM-WHEAT-MADE-FROM-OATS-INSTEAD-A-BIX ON TOUR 2009

[Joobie538]

Day 3 - Breakfast

Looks like we're not eating breakfast today!!! - we have totallly run out of cutlery and crockery and because of the stability of the ever growning mountain of washing up, people are now refusing to enter the kitchen!!

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[KarmaDope]

Tuffster has given in and is doing the washing up.

[KarmaDope]

Great stuff.

Hopefully you'll have a better day today, without all that pesky poker getting in the way

Don't be silly!!!

Online poker FTMFW today. We've already set up a desktop computer downstairs as we have 4 laptops and 5 players.

I've just qualified for the sunday warm up and the nits are queuing up to get me to qualify for them too

[ ] I can be arsed playing anymore $1 turbo rebuy sats

This is WHY I want you to do it for me FFS!!

PokerStars Game #26747420843: Tournament #150934705, $1.11+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (25/50) - 2009/04/05 14:53:02 WET [2009/04/05 9:53:02 ET]
Table '150934705 88' 10-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 4: sharplea (965 in chips)
Seat 8: smutsmut (535 in chips)
sharplea: posts the ante 10
smutsmut: posts the ante 10
smutsmut: posts small blind 25
sharplea: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sharplea [As ]
smutsmut: raises 50 to 100
sharplea: raises 50 to 150
smutsmut: raises 375 to 525 and is all-in
sharplea: calls 375
*** FLOP *** [ Ah ]
*** TURN *** [ Ah ] []
*** RIVER *** [ Ah ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sharplea: shows [As ] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
smutsmut: shows [ ] (four of a kind, Jacks)

[Claw75]

[   ] that hand wasn't funny!

[RED-DOG]

Name - Julie Holness
Blonde Alias - Joobie538
Age - 26 3/4
Preferred Game - Badugi
Random fact - Both of her eyes are different colours.

Wrong! Only one of her eyes is a different colour.

[Claw75]

fml

PokerStars Game #26747815947: Tournament #153444570, $105+$9 HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level III (40/80) - 2009/04/05 15:09:13 WET [2009/04/05 10:09:13 ET]
Table '153444570 1' 8-max
Seat 1: Jim Bee (1570 in chips)
Seat 2: Clairep75 (984 in chips)
Seat 3: EL VALIENTE (1345 in chips)
Seat 4: omaha kid (517 in chips)
Seat 5: bdubs3737 (909 in chips)
Seat 6: sagwise (892 in chips)
Seat 7: VOLAIRE (1259 in chips)
Seat 8: dfh44 (524 in chips)
Jim Bee: posts the ante 8
Clairep75: posts the ante 8
EL VALIENTE: posts the ante 8
omaha kid: posts the ante 8
bdubs3737: posts the ante 8
sagwise: posts the ante 8
VOLAIRE: posts the ante 8
dfh44: posts the ante 8
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Jim Bee []
Dealt to Clairep75 [ ]
Dealt to EL VALIENTE []
Dealt to omaha kid []
Dealt to bdubs3737 []
Dealt to sagwise []
Dealt to VOLAIRE []
Dealt to dfh44 []
bdubs3737: brings in for 12
sagwise: folds
VOLAIRE: folds
dfh44: folds
Jim Bee: folds
Clairep75: raises 28 to 40
EL VALIENTE: raises 40 to 80
omaha kid: folds
bdubs3737: folds
Clairep75: raises 40 to 120
EL VALIENTE: calls 40
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [ ] []
Dealt to EL VALIENTE [] []
Clairep75: bets 40
EL VALIENTE: calls 40
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [ ] []
Dealt to EL VALIENTE [ ] []
Clairep75: bets 80
EL VALIENTE: raises 80 to 160
Clairep75: raises 80 to 240
EL VALIENTE: calls 80
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [ ] []
Dealt to EL VALIENTE [ ] []
EL VALIENTE: bets 80
Clairep75: calls 80
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [ ]

EL VALIENTE: bets 80 Clairep75: calls 80 *** SHOW DOWN *** EL VALIENTE: shows [ ] (Lo: 7,6,5,4,2) Clairep75: mucks hand EL VALIENTE collected 1196 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1196 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Jim Bee folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 2: Clairep75 mucked [ ] Seat 3: EL VALIENTE showed [ ] and won (1196) with Lo: 7,6,5,4,2 Seat 4: omaha kid folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 5: bdubs3737 folded on the 3rd Street Seat 6: sagwise folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 7: VOLAIRE folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 8: dfh44 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

[Tuffster]

Name - Julie Holness
Blonde Alias - Joobie538
Age - 26 3/4
Preferred Game - Badugi
Random fact - Both of her eyes are different colours.

[X] FAIL, Only one of her eyes is a different colour.

FYP

[Tuffster]

Tuffster has given in and is doing the washing up.

The North face of the Eiger has been surmounted and the Lasagne is in the oven

Result.

[Joobie538]

Tuffster has given in and is doing the washing up.

The North face of the Eiger has been surmounted and the Lasagne is in the oven

Result.

got bored of waiting for lasagne, sent Claw to Tescos to get crisps chocolate etc.....

[  ] she knows where Tescos is
[  ] i'm good at giving directions
[X] I'll send a search party out in a few hours

[Tuffster]

Tuffster has given in and is doing the washing up.

The North face of the Eiger has been surmounted and the Lasagne is in the oven

Result.

got bored of waiting for lasagne, sent Claw to Tescos to get crisps chocolate etc.....

[  ] she knows where Tescos is
[  ] i'm good at giving directions
[X] I'll send a search party out in a few hours

FML, that's the thanks I get for doing the bloody washing-up!

[Joobie538]

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PokerStars Game #26748585144:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/04/05 16:38:51 CET [2009/04/05 10:38:51 ET]
Table 'Thetis III' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Maxtasy ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: 1-800-KONG ($18.75 in chips)
Seat 3: luisfran ($32.25 in chips)
Seat 4: BuLMeN ($52.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Fabus ($28.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Oubiña4 ($26.10 in chips)
Seat 7: Anfaenger995 ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 8: joobie538 ($71.65 in chips)
Seat 9: podong0 ($52.60 in chips)
Anfaenger995: posts small blind $0.25
joobie538: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joobie538 [ ]
podong0: folds
Maxtasy: folds
1-800-KONG: calls $0.50
luisfran: folds
BuLMeN: folds
Fabus: folds
Oubiña4: folds
Anfaenger995: folds
joobie538: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
joobie538: bets $1
1-800-KONG: calls $1
*** TURN *** [ ] []
joobie538: bets $1.50
1-800-KONG: calls $1.50
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
joobie538: bets $3
1-800-KONG: calls $3
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joobie538: shows [ ] (a full house, Fours full of Jacks)
1-800-KONG: shows [ ] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
joobie538 collected $11.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12.25 | Rake $0.55
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Maxtasy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 1-800-KONG showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 3: luisfran folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BuLMeN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Fabus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Oubiña4 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Anfaenger995 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: joobie538 (big blind) showed [ ] and won ($11.70) with a full house, Fours full of Jacks
Seat 9: podong0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[thetank]

wp on the washing up Tuffster

If this was the Shrewdie house, you'd probably be about £75 better off for your trouble.

[Tuffster]

wp on the washing up Tuffster

If this was the Shrewdie house, you'd probably be about £75 better off for your trouble.

FML

That is all

[Claw75]

claw on iphone here.  where the fuck is tesco?

[thetank]

claw on iphone here.  where the fuck is tesco?

Behind all the trollys!