RSQ: The Trial

[Ginger]

Thank you Your Honour,

Today is a sad day for all blondes, a day when one of our previously highly respected members must be brought before the blonde Judge and Jury to answer to the crimes he has committed against the RSQ.

 
If was a simple task that MrEnd had to perform, he even had the chance to walk away and never take part in the quiz, but he chose to partake, knowing that one of the very few rules he had to abide by what …

“Thou shall not Google”

But, these were not the actions of a mere mortal, like Sharplea, who cannot be fully expected to abide by this rule, we turn a blind eye to certain people that we feel need the additional benefit of such aids

But, this was no mere blonde, it was Mr TightEnd. One who was held up for us all to aspire to, as we believed he had reached the pinnacle in RSQ'ing.

Sadly, we learnt that Mr TightEnd is Desperate, Motivated and Addicted.

Desperate to win

Motivated to win at any and all costs

And addicted to winning RQS.

Your Honour, it saddens me to state that I will bring evidence before you that is damning, and irrefutable. 

To the good blonde Jury, I appeal to you to throw the book at him, string him up, listen fairly and judge for yourselves.

[xxMAIRxx]

hahahahahaha I cannot wait to see what else is said by all.

[Robert HM]

Thank you Lady Ginger, save that for the House of Lords, in the meanwhile, your evidence please.

[JayEm1]

who ever pays me the most money, im on there side!!!

if nobody does this, then...

......... Guilty?!

[TightEnd]

Objection!

I would like to know the identity of the jurors and have the opportunity to replace them if I think they have preconceived ideas on this matter

I look forward to receiving the 12 names

[Robert HM]

Objection!

I would like to know the identity of the jurors and have the opportunity to replace them if I think they have preconceived ideas on this matter

I look forward to receiving the 12 names

There are not simply 12 names, this is your jury:

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=mlist

[tikay]

I doth protest too much if I conduct my defence this early

I will wait for Lady Pompey QC's case for the prosecution before I respond.

She will regret it though, or more to the point those paying her fees will.

We expect to be awarded Costs.

[TightEnd]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

[matt674]

Objection!

I would like to know the identity of the jurors and have the opportunity to replace them if I think they have preconceived ideas on this matter

I look forward to receiving the 12 names

There are not simply 12 names, this is your jury:

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=mlist

wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jury Duty!!!!

<----------------- gets banana expense claim form out

Anyone got a pen?

[thetank]

Innocent!

this trial is a farce

[Ginger]

Sorry Your Honour, I will proceed henceforth.

I would like to introduce the first piece of evidence, to be marked as google1, below.

I now have to question Tightys performance on Eggheads,did slip him the answers.

I've had a Piri Piri from dominos, I'm sure of it.

and google2

I've had a Piri Piri from dominos, I'm sure of it.

don't you mean a 'Piri Piri Pizza'?

yes, one of them

rather than Piri Piri Garlic bread or Piri Piri salad bowl

In The RSQ in question, MrTightEnd entered and answer to the question  " Name a Domino's Pizza......" Mr TightEnds answer was the rather suspect "piri piri pizza"

As seen in the above quote, not only does he state that he had piri piri before, but then references a fictional Piri Piri Garlic bread or Piri Piri salad bowl. Neither of which are obtainable from Domino's.

If he had indeed ordered the said Piri Piri previously from said pizzeria, he would surly know that they did in fact, not exist!

[Robert HM]

I doth protest too much if I conduct my defence this early

I will wait for Lady Pompey QC's case for the prosecution before I respond.

She will regret it though, or more to the point those paying her fees will.

We expect to be awarded Costs.

Any costs will be awarded fairly, in fact justice will prevail. The scales of justice will weigh any Guilty defendant and costs awarded accordingly, in other words win or your buggered Mr End.

[Robert HM]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

Objection dismissed. Please respect the Court!

[Ironside]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

denided

[Robert HM]

Lady Ginger, is there any more evidence or do you invite the defence to answer that evidence first?