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« Reply #1110 on: October 04, 2013, 05:13:57 PM » |
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Conan O'Brien:
The government shutdown could cost the American economy $300 million a day. To put that in perspective, it would be like every day the economy released a new Lone Ranger movie.
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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« Reply #1111 on: December 14, 2013, 09:33:48 PM » |
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Iv'e just been sacked by the calender factory which seemed a bit harsh given all the extra days I have put in recently.
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“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
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« Reply #1112 on: May 09, 2014, 12:19:51 AM » |
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Wow last joke posted was Dec last year you miserable bastards!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
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Tikay - "He has a proven track record in business, he is articulate, intelligent, & presents his cases well"
Claw75 - "Mantis is not only a blonde legend he's also very easy on the eye"
Outragous76 - "a really nice certainly intelligent guy"
taximan007 & Girgy85 & Celtic & Laxie - <3 Mantis
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« Reply #1113 on: May 09, 2014, 10:00:47 AM » |
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Wow last joke posted was Dec last year you miserable bastards!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
Love that one  What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Haloumi! |
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If a man speaks in a forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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« Reply #1114 on: May 09, 2014, 10:25:36 AM » |
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Wow last joke posted was Dec last year you miserable bastards!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
Love that one What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Haloumi! We must have already had how a Welshman eats his cheese (ʎןןıɥdɹǝɐɔ) what kind of cheese you eat in a Trojan Horse (ǝuodɹɐɔsɐɯ) and what kind of cheese you use to tempt a bear out of his cave (ʇɹǝqɯǝɯɐɔ)? |
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« Reply #1115 on: May 09, 2014, 10:26:43 AM » |
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Wow last joke posted was Dec last year you miserable bastards!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
Love that one What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Haloumi! You can not brie serious |
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1116 on: May 09, 2014, 11:07:16 AM » |
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Wow last joke posted was Dec last year you miserable bastards!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
Love that one What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Haloumi! You can not brie serious That was a lot of cheese joke, but theres stiltons left.... |
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« Reply #1117 on: May 09, 2014, 11:23:45 AM » |
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Wow last joke posted was Dec last year you miserable bastards!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
Love that one What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Haloumi! You can not brie serious That was a lot of cheese joke, but theres stiltons left.... Enough, I camembert this much longer |
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« Reply #1118 on: May 09, 2014, 11:33:59 AM » |
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Wow last joke posted was Dec last year you miserable bastards!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
Love that one What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Haloumi! You can not brie serious That was a lot of cheese joke, but theres stiltons left.... Enough, I camembert this much longer So? I don't give edam about your opinion!  |
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« Reply #1119 on: May 09, 2014, 03:13:49 PM » |
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Wow last joke posted was Dec last year you miserable bastards!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
Love that one What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Haloumi! You can not brie serious That was a lot of cheese joke, but theres stiltons left.... Enough, I camembert this much longer So? I don't give edam about your opinion! You'remental  |
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« Reply #1120 on: May 09, 2014, 04:52:12 PM » |
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Wow last joke posted was Dec last year you miserable bastards!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
Love that one What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Haloumi! You can not brie serious That was a lot of cheese joke, but theres stiltons left.... Enough, I camembert this much longer So? I don't give edam about your opinion! You'remental Give in bobalike, you'll never be gouda'nuff.  |
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« Reply #1121 on: May 09, 2014, 08:41:09 PM » |
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Couldn't give up even if I go bleu in the face and my hair a lot gruyere.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1122 on: May 09, 2014, 10:00:28 PM » |
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You're both crackers
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Tikay - "He has a proven track record in business, he is articulate, intelligent, & presents his cases well"
Claw75 - "Mantis is not only a blonde legend he's also very easy on the eye"
Outragous76 - "a really nice certainly intelligent guy"
taximan007 & Girgy85 & Celtic & Laxie - <3 Mantis
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« Reply #1123 on: May 10, 2014, 10:02:31 AM » |
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Sorry but all these jokes are a bit cheesy
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Carpe Diem
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« Reply #1124 on: May 10, 2014, 10:10:43 AM » |
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They're all in good fondue.
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