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« Reply #1140 on: January 25, 2015, 09:49:22 AM » |
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I swapped my bed for a trampoline, the missus hit the roof
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #1141 on: March 08, 2015, 10:05:43 PM » |
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Did you hear about the explosion in a cheese factory?
Only thing left was debrie.
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« Reply #1142 on: March 09, 2015, 02:42:29 PM » |
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Did you hear the one about the English Cricket team performance in the World Cup?
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« Reply #1143 on: April 18, 2015, 05:53:50 AM » |
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I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.
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« Reply #1144 on: April 23, 2015, 10:20:32 PM » |
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Are you drunk?
Yes [ ]
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No [ ]
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #1145 on: August 04, 2015, 11:12:11 AM » |
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #1146 on: August 16, 2015, 03:49:28 PM » |
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Paddy says to Mrurphy "why are you talking in to that envelope?"
Murphy replies "I'm sending a voicemail you bleedin idiot"
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1147 on: August 25, 2015, 09:19:06 AM » |
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Joke of the year from Edinburgh.
I've deleted all the Germans from my mobile phone - it's Hans free.
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« Reply #1148 on: August 25, 2015, 11:36:10 AM » |
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Quite like the 10th placed one which was by a young kid I think
They keep telling me to live my dreams, but I don't want to be naked in an exam I have not revised for!
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« Reply #1149 on: August 25, 2015, 11:45:42 AM » |
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I liked What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #1150 on: September 14, 2015, 04:20:29 PM » |
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I'm sot saying she was a slag, but she had a label saying NEXT on her drawers.
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« Reply #1151 on: September 14, 2015, 05:38:13 PM » |
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This thesaurus ive bought is terrible. It is also terrible.
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« Reply #1152 on: September 27, 2015, 10:11:43 PM » |
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Me: I think my dog's racist. He keeps attacking the Asian fella next door.
Mate: Muzzle him!
Me: I don't know but he's got a beard
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« Reply #1153 on: September 29, 2015, 06:16:25 PM » |
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is there a better joke in fewer words than this?
'Clowns divorce - custardy battle'
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #1154 on: September 29, 2015, 10:20:44 PM » |
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I drank a whole bottle of cat shampoo last night...
Don't ask meaow.
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