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« Reply #1200 on: November 04, 2017, 01:10:18 PM »
I met a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds weird, dozen tit.
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« Reply #1201 on: November 04, 2017, 01:17:36 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on November 04, 2017, 01:10:18 PM
I met a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds weird, dozen tit.


Is that the breast you can do?
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« Reply #1202 on: November 04, 2017, 01:18:51 PM »
It was the worst joke in living mammary.
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« Reply #1203 on: November 04, 2017, 01:29:27 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 04, 2017, 01:18:51 PM
It was the worst joke in living mammary.

Areola going to have a nip at me?
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« Reply #1204 on: November 04, 2017, 01:35:48 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on November 04, 2017, 01:29:27 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 04, 2017, 01:18:51 PM
It was the worst joke in living mammary.

Areola going to have a nip at me?


Yes, but I'm not usually one of your knockers.
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« Reply #1205 on: November 04, 2017, 01:40:29 PM »
I have just been asked for the time by a Parcel Force driver.

I told him it was between 8am and 6pm.
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« Reply #1206 on: November 04, 2017, 01:43:14 PM »
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Quote from: bobAlike on November 04, 2017, 01:29:27 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 04, 2017, 01:18:51 PM
It was the worst joke in living mammary.

Areola going to have a nip at me?


Yes, but I'm not usually one of your knockers.

Pert tit always feels like it.
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« Reply #1207 on: November 09, 2017, 05:07:29 PM »
Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns ?
Stirling Moss
Lewis Hamilton
Eddie Irvine
Ayr town centre
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« Reply #1208 on: December 26, 2017, 12:42:25 PM »
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?"
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« Reply #1209 on: December 26, 2017, 01:17:42 PM »
Quote from: rfgqqabc on December 26, 2017, 12:42:25 PM
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?"


It's the way he tells em.  Huh?
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« Reply #1210 on: December 26, 2017, 05:15:19 PM »
Got a stick of deodorant for xmas. Instructions said twist off cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk but it smells nice when I break wind.
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« Reply #1211 on: January 08, 2018, 12:12:12 PM »
Hear about the jurisprudence fetishist?

He got off on a technicality.
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« Reply #1212 on: January 08, 2018, 01:29:14 PM »
Quote from: rfgqqabc on December 26, 2017, 12:42:25 PM
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?"

lollll
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« Reply #1213 on: January 08, 2018, 02:40:29 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on January 08, 2018, 12:12:12 PM
Hear about the jurisprudence fetishist?

He got off on a technicality.

Took me ages
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« Reply #1214 on: January 11, 2018, 06:41:44 AM »
I went to the sperm clinic today, the receptionist asked if I would like to masturbate in the cup...  I said, "I'm good, but I'm not sure I'm ready for competition."
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