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« Reply #465 on: February 23, 2011, 07:30:47 PM » |
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 A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck."
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« Reply #466 on: March 01, 2011, 12:29:54 PM » |
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I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph.
Probably going Back to the Führer.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #467 on: March 01, 2011, 12:34:15 PM » |
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i'm actually starting to love boldie's jokes
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #468 on: March 01, 2011, 04:55:08 PM » |
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i'm actually starting to love boldie's jokes
That's the Stockholm Syndrome kicking in. |
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« Reply #469 on: March 02, 2011, 05:27:11 AM » |
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i'm actually starting to love boldie's jokes
That's the Stockholm Syndrome kicking in. LOL wp. The other day I was walking down the street and a police officer offered me a sweet. When I put it in my mouth it gave me an electric shock. It was a maltaser. |
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<3 ENSUING
stato_1 said, "banoffee pie i reckon"
stato_1 said, "this is delicious"
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« Reply #470 on: March 02, 2011, 01:11:11 PM » |
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I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage.
I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.
He just said I didn't have much of a case.
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« Reply #471 on: March 02, 2011, 01:24:00 PM » |
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Some cocaine addicts get a very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen
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« Reply #472 on: March 02, 2011, 07:01:00 PM » |
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Little Katie was in class and shouted to the teacher, Miss, Miss, I am sorry, but I have just peed myself... Thank you Katie, but why didnt you put your hand up?... I did Miss, but it kept trickling through my fingers..!!
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« Reply #473 on: March 18, 2011, 11:09:32 AM » |
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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.....
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #474 on: March 18, 2011, 05:47:48 PM » |
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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.....
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its better that i have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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« Reply #475 on: March 20, 2011, 07:34:57 PM » |
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'Musician Wyclef Jean shot in hand'
Should have just used a sock like the rest of us.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #476 on: April 12, 2011, 12:11:10 PM » |
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Do you know what floats Jay-Z's boat?
Buoyancy.
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« Reply #477 on: April 12, 2011, 12:12:27 PM » |
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Do you know what floats Jay-Z's boat?
Buoyancy.
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".....and then I spent 2 hours talking with Stu which blew my mind.........."
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« Reply #478 on: April 12, 2011, 12:16:47 PM » |
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Do you know what floats Jay-Z's boat?
Buoyancy.
genius! vwp Don't encourage him FFS. |
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« Reply #479 on: April 12, 2011, 01:34:34 PM » |
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Whats pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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