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« Reply #480 on: April 13, 2011, 11:46:54 PM » |
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SKY NEWS- Sailor Dee Caffari has become the only woman to have sailed around the world non-stop three times.
Typical woman, can't even find a parking space for a boat.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #481 on: April 14, 2011, 07:23:02 PM » |
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There was this fat lady in the doorway of this nice Italian restaurant today.
I Couldn't get pasta.
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« Reply #482 on: April 14, 2011, 11:05:07 PM » |
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Do you know what floats Jay-Z's boat?
Buoyancy.
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« Reply #483 on: April 15, 2011, 02:51:26 PM » |
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A Native American Red Indian introduced me to his wife..."This is three horses.........." I said "That's a beautiful name. What does it mean..."? He said "Fuckin nag,nag,nag!
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« Reply #484 on: April 15, 2011, 04:20:39 PM » |
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So Holly Willoughby has named her new baby Belle.
Bit cheesy if you ask me.
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« Reply #485 on: April 15, 2011, 04:30:37 PM » |
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A man who died immediately after completing enormous spreadsheet "may have Excelled himself"
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« Reply #486 on: April 15, 2011, 04:31:15 PM » |
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Just heard a digger rapping. Must be a Jay-Z B.
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« Reply #487 on: April 15, 2011, 04:31:42 PM » |
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After his latest operation David Beckham may be forced to walk with a stick.
Well, he didn't have to marry her.
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« Reply #488 on: April 15, 2011, 04:32:20 PM » |
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BTW I'm stealing all these from @jacques_aih on Twitter - I assume it's Boldie's secret account.
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« Reply #489 on: April 15, 2011, 04:38:31 PM » |
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I tried to get a refund on my incomplete backgammon set. No dice
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« Reply #490 on: April 15, 2011, 07:15:35 PM » |
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I hate street performers...
Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk.
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« Reply #491 on: April 15, 2011, 07:16:21 PM » |
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I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
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« Reply #492 on: April 15, 2011, 07:19:32 PM » |
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A bloke stood on the corner yelling "One, two, three, five, six".I thought " That's uncalled four".
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« Reply #493 on: April 15, 2011, 10:16:52 PM » |
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fine work mr doogan
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« Reply #494 on: April 15, 2011, 11:31:31 PM » |
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I tried to get a refund on my incomplete backgammon set. No dice
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