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« Reply #540 on: June 09, 2011, 04:32:24 PM » |
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+1 lol. you think he is funny. you wanna meet jason herbert |
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« Reply #541 on: June 13, 2011, 01:26:51 PM » |
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Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment .
Investigating officers say she was head butted to death .
Local papers say it was Murder On Zidanes Floor
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« Reply #542 on: June 14, 2011, 04:14:15 AM » |
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I've got a mate who is half American and half Iranian
He's his own worst enemy.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #543 on: June 20, 2011, 09:26:50 PM » |
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I was chatting to a girl on Babestation the other night and I asked her if she could hide.
"Sorry, did you say hide?" she replied.
"Yes, that's right," I said, "and quickly - the batteries on the remote are flat and my wife is walking down the stairs."
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« Reply #544 on: June 20, 2011, 11:07:07 PM » |
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My wife is leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with plants. I said "Where does this stem from petal?"
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« Reply #545 on: June 21, 2011, 07:50:58 AM » |
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Went bobsleighing yesterday. Managed to kill Geldoff and Hoskins.
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« Reply #546 on: June 21, 2011, 07:52:50 AM » |
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I've formed a band called 1023 Mega Bytes.
We haven't done a gig yet....
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« Reply #547 on: June 21, 2011, 08:26:23 AM » |
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got a call from the doctor sed there was a mix up with the wifes test results what do you mean i asked well we are not sure wether she has aides or Alzheimer's the doc replied So what should i do i asked Well i will put her on the wrong bus and if she makes it home dont shag her he sed
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« Reply #548 on: June 22, 2011, 02:15:53 PM » |
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"Is it in yet?"
"Nope"
"How about now?"
"Not even close"
"Is it in now?"
"No"
"Is it close?"
"Not at all"
"How do you do this?"
"For f*ck sake Mary, get out the car and let me park it.
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« Reply #549 on: June 25, 2011, 05:53:47 PM » |
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A fortune teller told me that in a past life I was Chinese. I don't believe a word of it.
But I have been Wong before...
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« Reply #550 on: June 29, 2011, 12:00:51 AM » |
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
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The secret to a happy life - "Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television." - Gore Vidal
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« Reply #551 on: June 29, 2011, 07:39:13 AM » |
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« Reply #552 on: June 29, 2011, 09:10:12 AM » |
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Got my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.
How was I to know I could just buy another can on the other side?
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« Reply #553 on: June 29, 2011, 10:48:35 PM » |
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Where do the funniest prostitutes work?
In a Brofl.
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #554 on: June 30, 2011, 02:10:04 PM » |
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Where do the funniest prostitutes work?
In a Brofl.
I can't believe hom much I laughed at that one. Top class, Tighty. |
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