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« Reply #780 on: December 10, 2011, 02:58:08 AM » |
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I lol'd at RedDog playing V rally.
The crate advent calender is incred, love it.
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« Reply #781 on: December 11, 2011, 10:19:37 AM » |
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I brought a dyslexic girl back the other night. She ended up cooking my sock
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@GreekStein on twitter.
Retired Policeman, Part time troll.
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« Reply #782 on: December 11, 2011, 11:03:50 AM » |
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U sure it wasn't a daly yob?
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« Reply #783 on: December 11, 2011, 01:16:59 PM » |
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JOKE OF THE YEAR:
Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own fucking business.
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« Reply #784 on: December 11, 2011, 01:18:34 PM » |
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Little boy gets home from school and says: "Dad, I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married for 25 years."
His dad replies: "Never mind son, maybe next time you'll get a fuckìn speaking part."
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« Reply #785 on: December 11, 2011, 03:57:58 PM » |
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat.
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« Reply #786 on: December 13, 2011, 01:15:45 PM » |
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Higgs Bosun walks into a church and the priest says "we don't allow Higgs Bosun in here"
Higgs replies "how are you going to have mass then?"
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #787 on: December 13, 2011, 01:25:32 PM » |
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #788 on: December 13, 2011, 08:25:35 PM » |
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What has 8 legs and a round body?
Little Mix
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #789 on: December 13, 2011, 09:50:24 PM » |
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
J Lennon
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« Reply #790 on: December 13, 2011, 10:47:04 PM » |
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30 second later, I still don't get it
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« Reply #791 on: December 13, 2011, 10:51:09 PM » |
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30 second later, I still don't get it
ǝıp ʎlʞɔınb sǝıʇɹɐd ƃuıpuɐl uo sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ uıɐɯ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎuɐdɯoɔɔɐ sɹǝǝuıƃuǝ puɐ sɹǝɔıɟɟo ʎʇıɹnɔǝs pǝɯɹoɟıun-pǝɹ 'ʞǝɹ┴ ɹɐʇS ɟo sǝposıdǝ ʎuɐɯ uI |
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
J Lennon
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« Reply #792 on: December 13, 2011, 10:58:25 PM » |
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30 second later, I still don't get it
ǝıp ʎlʞɔınb sǝıʇɹɐd ƃuıpuɐl uo sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ uıɐɯ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎuɐdɯoɔɔɐ sɹǝǝuıƃuǝ puɐ sɹǝɔıɟɟo ʎʇıɹnɔǝs pǝɯɹoɟıun-pǝɹ 'ʞǝɹ┴ ɹɐʇS ɟo sǝposıdǝ ʎuɐɯ uI taht wsa dffiuctl ot rdea. |
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #793 on: December 13, 2011, 11:01:13 PM » |
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30 second later, I still don't get it
Everyone's getting too clever for me IMO. I had to google Higgs Bosun, and I had no chance with this one. Boldie's jokes maybe bad, but at least I don't have to do 10 minutes of background research on them. |
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« Reply #794 on: December 13, 2011, 11:27:01 PM » |
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I LOLd instantly.
Luckily I already know I'm a sad bastard.
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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams
The secret to a happy life - "Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television." - Gore Vidal
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