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« Reply #810 on: January 23, 2012, 11:00:32 PM » |
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I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav but it's rubbish. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #811 on: January 23, 2012, 11:02:20 PM » |
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I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav but it's rubbish. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
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« Reply #812 on: January 23, 2012, 11:05:27 PM » |
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I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav but it's rubbish. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
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« Reply #813 on: January 23, 2012, 11:45:35 PM » |
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I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav but it's rubbish. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
J Lennon
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« Reply #814 on: January 24, 2012, 07:49:01 AM » |
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I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav but it's rubbish. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
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« Reply #815 on: January 24, 2012, 10:26:30 AM » |
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A German dwarf went to London and visited a prostitute. She thought,he'll never manage this it'll be easy money!
Just before he started he put a big spring on each elbow and both knees and shagged her for 4 hours non stop. She asked him breathlessly "how did you manage that?!"
He said "its my foursprung dwarftechnique"
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #816 on: January 24, 2012, 10:53:28 AM » |
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Definition of Anorexic twins: Two birds, one stone.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #817 on: January 24, 2012, 07:09:44 PM » |
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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« Reply #818 on: January 24, 2012, 08:12:29 PM » |
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Where's the punchline?
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #819 on: January 25, 2012, 10:13:09 PM » |
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Stephen Hawking went on his first date in 10 years, and when he got back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she'd stood him up
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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« Reply #820 on: January 25, 2012, 10:13:59 PM » |
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Stephen Hawking went on his first date in 10 years, and when he got back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees.
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #821 on: January 27, 2012, 09:16:45 AM » |
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #822 on: January 27, 2012, 08:01:03 PM » |
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Just found out Rolf Harris is dsylexic.
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« Reply #823 on: January 27, 2012, 08:31:09 PM » |
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Just found out Rolf Harris is dsylexic.
ROFL
I'm dyslexic and I don't find that in the least bit fanny. Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He used to lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog. |
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #824 on: January 27, 2012, 08:42:45 PM » |
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Just found out Rolf Harris is dsylexic.
ROFL
I'm dyslexic and I don't find that in the least bit fanny. Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He used to lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog. lok |
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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